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shazza hew!

you think your so cool coz u look like magnem PI, but your not magnem PI your just a NOB!

About Me

there once was a girl who was born into the real world, a small pit village on the outskirts of durham. she chose to make her own world as reality is often so disapointing. disapointment is a part of life, unless you choose carefully the things you desire.

My Interests

having a nice time, eating and drinking coffee, theatre (both watching and creating), literature, smiling, music, waving at people i dont know, dancing like a crazy thang, following the stupidly amuzing things that charlotte church says to jounalists. does charlotte church still count as an interest she has been out of the gutter press for weeks now that she has genuine family problems and isn't just a welsh drunken lush!

I'd like to meet:

marvin

Music:

music is a lovely think it makes me dance and smile and sing!

Movies:

the thing about films is your not really there are you? not unless you were in the film. thats why i like the theatre. you get to see real people doing imaginary stuff. thats what i like.

Television:

im a lover of hollyoaks though im not sure what im to do now bombhead has gone i could join the circus too and we could live together in SHED on wheels pulled by an elephant

Books:

books are precious friends to me. there is a certain boy in my life who is a spine breaker! he is not allowed to read precious paperbacks. at the moment im reading a book about a boy raised in a cult in the 70's and 80's and another about catholic school girls, and adrian mole and some poetry by roger mcgough so i dont really like the whole one at a time book thing. i have a small shelf devoted to harry potter!

Heroes:

there are not enough people in my life who choose to wear there pants over there trousers! there are however people who do amazing things on a day to day basis. shall we make a start on who some of them might be? ok big sis survives terrorist attacks so she and jack bauer from 24 both get points there. Brian can play a guitar jump and sing all at once! who says boys dont multitask! my mam gave birth to me 23 years ago and inspires me to be able to drink as much vodka as she can. ive been in training for years now but still fail to defeat her! so she has hero status. there are many more but this chair is not comfortable enough for the ponder!

My Blog

cassies kitchen and other asorted wonders of the world

today i went to a lovely place in durham called cassys kitchen! for those who dont know it, its the world greasaiest spoon! it is within the bus station, bus stations always attract weirdos and scary ...
Posted by shazza hew! on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 03:38:00 PST

god damn mother fucking mobile phones!

as you may know my mobile phone was lost through my own fault and stupidity. i know i loose things. this is why i pay for my phone to be insured. it is not my fault that mobile phone insurnace compani...
Posted by shazza hew! on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:14:00 PST

all dressed up and no where to go

well my darlings, my new year was interesting but not as you would expect! i was to go out with my sister, brother in in law and my lovely marty! there was to be much dancing. dressed to impress we st...
Posted by shazza hew! on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 12:56:00 PST

just to let you in on my little world at the mo

so, life in the toon! tiz good. working for nero at the mo. the people are v good crack, i like. i dont think i could do without serving drinks to people who think there better than me, its fun. gosfo...
Posted by shazza hew! on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:13:00 PST

child like not childish

i want to be child like. for the most part i think i suceed, though i have had to challenge my opinions. when teaching some small people  on sunday i was chewing an imaginary piece of chewin...
Posted by shazza hew! on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 02:29:00 PST

where do pigions go when it rains?

i was wandering the streets again. looking for pigions. i still enjoy this hobby but im afraid i dont hav time for the "weak lemon drink" or any money to buy it. all good things will come. so today wh...
Posted by shazza hew! on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 03:16:00 PST

pigions and organised crime

i have always loved the film mary poppins. it makes me think of nana french. she is fantastic and also a ginger. today when walking through newcastle in the rain i started to think about the bird lady...
Posted by shazza hew! on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 10:10:00 PST

reet fooked off!

ok all you kids in coffee world will know that shazza has been removed from her residency in esquires. therefore im afraid im not a coffee whore just now! the thing im reet pissed off about is that iv...
Posted by shazza hew! on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 03:00:00 PST

play more!

so this weekend has been muchos fun! Rocky Horror, Green Fest generally having a really nice time with nice people and perhaps drinking a wee bit too much cider! (my habits of youth are coming back to...
Posted by shazza hew! on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 04:23:00 PST

teenage kicks...almost!

ah! bless my kiddy winks! so tonight was stars in there eyes night at junior drama and thus we were confronted with various children dancing badly to pop songs, playing toy keyboards, horns and doing ...
Posted by shazza hew! on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:01:00 PST