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About Me

Why hello there!

I make clocks out of China Cymbals.

I talk really loud when I come home from work.

And I'm not sure I know how a paragraph works

This is supposed to be bizzare, how else can I scare off potential employers? I can't be funny on purpose, and that bothers me.

Corn is annoying!

I like PBR, punk rock, cuttin glass astronaut, charlie horses, holding the feather, and the movie "Cross Roads", GO BRITTNEY!!!

I host a radio show in Iowa, and often get told to shut up and play more music. My listeners are so...umm...NICE, yeah...That's it! I really don't listen to country music, but I sure do know an awful lot about it, and it's quite frightening. Let's face it, country has taken over my life and I apparently do a good job of faking it. I would some day love to have a morning show...They get to talk without being yelled at for talking too much. I want to move all over the country and work up and down the dial, if I can quote the great Common Man, Dan Cole! Regardless of how tough it gets, I will never give up on radio...It's my life and it what I love, no matter what format...Okay, a religious station might not go over well, but other than that...Or wait, I probably couldn't do Smooth Jazz either...Whatever those Lite FM stations are...Yeah, those suck too....So, omit those ones and I will do this forever!

-Andy Ames-

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/29/2004
Band Website: kixweb.com
Band Members:

Andy Ames

Influences:

Less Than Jake, RUSH, NOFX, Lagwagon, Propagandhi, Coheed and Cambria, Dream Theater, Mahavishnu Orchestra, The Mars Volta, Jazz is Dead, ZAO, Align, Clair De Lune, WEEN, No Use For a Name, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Frank Zappa, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, Reel Big Fish, Attention Defecit, 311, Bad Religion, Swinging Utters, The Bouncing Souls, Operation Ivy, Decendents, Strung Out, Rancid, Jamiroquai, Ben Folds Five(shut up they're better than you might think), Dillenger Escape Plan, All, Desendants, At The Drive-In, Johnny Cash, Talking Heads, Vandals, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Long Beach Dub Allstars, Velvet Revolver, Screeching Weasel, Beastie Boys, Buddy Rich, Passions, Sublime, TOOL, A Perfect Circle, Cake, Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains, Blind Melon, Pearl Jam, Audioslave, Rage Against the Machine, The Van Pelts, Native Nod, Frank Sinatra, Volta De Mar, Gene Krupa, Miles Davis, Parliment Funkadelic, Wu-Tang Clan, 2pac, Spice 1, Eazy-E, Sausage, The Holy Mackral, Incubus, Sick of it All, The Mad Caddies, Face to Face, Good Riddance, Frenzal Rhomb, Chicago, STP, Weezer, Nerf Herder, Primus, Galactic, Self Evident, Soudgarden, Bear Claw, Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade, Refused, Snapcase, Mr. Bungle, Rub, Dire Straights, Electric Light Orchestra, System of a Down, MC Chris, Queen, Sunny Day Real Estate, Oysterhead, Juice Bomb, THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS and since I started working at a Country Radio Station, I suppose I'll have to add, Brad Paisley, Josh Turner, Kenny Chesney, and so many more that it's ridiculous.....ask anybody

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Record Label: Listen to me! I command it of you!!
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

I looked up Disappointed in the thesaurus for this one!

I'm vexed... First, I've been stood up twice now on a phone call. Granted he's very busy it's still nerve racking and is driving me nuts. Second, I had one thing I wanted to do today....
Posted by Elastic Ambassador on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:15:00 PST

Bordom Strikes First!

Once again, I'm bored...Nothing to do on a Saturday night. Lucky for me I have my Lynn to cheer me up!
Posted by Elastic Ambassador on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 09:48:00 PST

Crop Circles is Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down

I haven't posted anything since I wanted to brag about myself, I appologise for that, but now I'm back and I don't have much to update you on, but here we go... I hate the new Reba and Kelly Clarkson ...
Posted by Elastic Ambassador on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 01:58:00 PST

Today is a good day!!

www.radiodailynews.com nominated me as todays Radio person of the day....Hooray for me!! I'm not sure how it happened or what it means, but I'm on their website and I get a certificate of recognition ...
Posted by Elastic Ambassador on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 02:27:00 PST

Check out what I did today!!

Posted by Elastic Ambassador on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:20:00 PST

How About A Tongue Twister?

How much shit could a dipshit dip if a dipshit could dip shit? Think about it...
Posted by Elastic Ambassador on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 08:34:00 PST

More views (but mostly sounds) from the patio junky!

It's a beautiful day here in KIX Country, so I decided to open the patio door to let the fresh air in. The following are the sounds Clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, SHUT...
Posted by Elastic Ambassador on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 04:05:00 PST

Living at any of our Dinkytown homes was like this!

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and ...
Posted by Elastic Ambassador on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:07:00 PST

The longest Blog ever!! Our NYC Trip!!

Alrighty then, I've had an entire week to get this done and it hasn't happened until today. Truth be told I was just tired and didn't feel like trying to recall every detail of the trip. I...
Posted by Elastic Ambassador on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:44:00 PST

Spamalot was $38, two years ago...

I went to NYC two years ago to ring in the New Year with a few friends and while walking around in Time Square I saw Spamalot. Now I wanted to go, but alas my party was not huge Monty Python fan...
Posted by Elastic Ambassador on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 04:38:00 PST