being a new parent |
bringing home a brand new computer is as unnerving as i imagine bringing home a new baby from the hospital is. what do you do with it? how can you tell what its thinking? its just sitting there on...
Posted by Kea on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 03:01:00 PST |
daily regimen |
8am: rise from light slumber and don mumu in order to begin busy day of chores around the house
810am: eat a breakfast usually consisting of something in nugget form. like chicken nuggets.
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Posted by Kea on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:31:00 PST |
you know you have a problem when... |
you are signing up for a cardio machine on the gym white board and you find yourself huffing the dry erase marker in your right hand.
Posted by Kea on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 08:42:00 PST |
grass is greener in new york? |
deciding to move across the country is like choosing an entree at a restaurant. when you finally elect to go with the rotisserie chicken and you seal the deal by telling the waitperson your orde...
Posted by Kea on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 08:38:00 PST |
seventh grade is not big enough for large breasts (but will have to make room) |
i officially hate myspace and will now only login once to two times a day (and abandon my usual octet-of -logins routine). this was created by people who were indulging their inner seventh grade...
Posted by Kea on Mon, 22 May 2006 12:22:00 PST |
