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Keno

I Blame JO FUCKING WHILEY!

About Me

I'm a bit of a twat.

...And if this profile's anything to go by, a lot narcissistic! What a twat.

My current favourite lyrics are from a song called "Thatcher Fucked The Kids", by Frank Turner. It's a good song. It starts off a little something like this:

"Whatever happened to childhood?
We're all scared of the kids in our neighbourhood;
They're not small, charming and harmless,
They're a violent bunch of bastard little shits..."

Video: Sturgeon Fishing - Canadian Style!

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The music on this video is by Hudson Super Six . They're a band from Derby featuring Pete Darrington, who was the guitarist in CABLE! If you like the music, please check 'em out. They're on Myspace at http://www.myspace.com/hudsonsupersix

Snowboard Sledging Accident!

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My Interests

Fishing, Heavy Music, World Travel, Photography, Snowboarding, Skiing, Wildlife, Writing

(I do a bit of writing about my fishing escapades, which you can find here www.anglerstoday.co.uk ) Just click my name. You know the score...

Music:

Helmet, Far, Quicksand, Rage Against The Machine, Deftones, Fudge Tunnel, Cable, Tool, Buck 65, Faith No More, Kyuss, Tomahawk, Melvins, Pixies, Skunk Anansie, The Mark Of Cain, Saul Williams, Kerbdog, AC/DC, Snapcase, Black Sabbath, Therapy?, Amusement Parks On Fire, Twin Zero, Desaparecidos, Kill Kenada, Hell Is For Heroes, Glassjaw, Smashing Pumpkins, Biffy Clyro, Cows, Earthtone 9, And None Of Them Knew They Were Robots, Incubus, Queen Adreena, System Of A Down, Chavez, Jetplane Landing, Refused, Soundgarden, Groop Dogdrill, Les Savy Fav, Queens Of the Stone Age, Dillinger Escape Plan, ...Trail Of Dead, Hot Snakes, Snot, Future Ex-Wife, Cursive, Chora, Biffy Clyro, At The Drive-In, Fugazi, Slint, Marmaduke Duke, Hundred Reasons, Jonah Matranga, Death From Above 1979, Wives, Botch, Winnebago Deal, Drive Like Jehu, Itch, Jawbox, Mark Lanegan, Mogwai, The Fucking Champs, Clutch, Johnny Cash, Million Dead, Nine Inch Nails, Minus The Bear, The Noisettes, Dinosaur Jr. Mission Of Burma, My Bloody Valentine...

I really, really despise the music which loosely fits into the "genre" of "Cheese". It's a genre born out of students lusting for nostalgia and people such as "School Disco" playing stuff like Chesney Hawkes and Whigfield! The reason it's "Cheesy" is because it's shit. So fuck off.

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Clockwork Orange, Jaws, Tremors, any Jonny Depp Film, blah

Television:

I'm Alan Partridge, Knowing Me Knowing You, Peep Show, The Office, Phoenix Nights, Fast Show, The Day Today, Armando Ianucci Shows, Kath & Kim, Brass Eye, League Of Gentlemen, Father Ted, Operation Good Guys, 15 Storeys High, Extras, anything by David Attenborough, The Jo & Petunia "Dial 9-9-9, Ask For The Coastguard" advert - genius!

Books:

Yellow Pages

Heroes:

Hell is for...; Super...; We don't need another...; Danny, don't be a...