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About Me

*In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
*Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
*Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
*Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer.
*Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
*The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
*Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.
*Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face.
*When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
*Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
*Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
*Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes
*Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
*He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

My Blog

Callista Meets The Hill

Don't get out much at the moment cause i'm recording Falters albumuntil March but i did goto Rush to do sound for GNN and took some picsof Callista while i was there.They're an energetic bunch!...
Posted by Hook on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:24:00 PST

Falter Drums

Been a while since i posted a blog so i may as well post some photosthat my friend logan and I took during the recording of drums forFalters album. Bass in a couple of weeks!He's all MAN baby!That's t...
Posted by Hook on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:54:00 PST

I need to exercise.

So sometimes we go for walks in the gardens and i used itas a chance to play with light....
Posted by Hook on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:28:00 PST

Stargate

Yesterday me and my friend logan created stargate-type portals to another dimensionin his back yard out of giant bubbles..Yes, it's true, we ARE cooler than you....
Posted by Hook on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 05:32:00 PST

Rockquest Auckland

I was asked to take photos at 3 of the Auckland Rockquest Regional Finals.There were some really good bands, the standard was definitely better than backwhen i was in Rockquest. Auckland Central espec...
Posted by Hook on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:30:00 PST

RunForCover

*Edit* Okay, i've been given the thumbs up to reopen this. Yeeeep.This is the first "Setup" shoot i've done.Pretty happy with how they turned out considering..They're for the new clothing label "RunFo...
Posted by Hook on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:52:00 PST

Yeah.. why not.

Some photos from a gig in Hams on the weekend.I didn't bother taking any of Arms Reach.Now i have to sleep with one eye open for fear of Anneka..I'm also waiting for RunForCover to hurry up and have t...
Posted by Hook on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 02:22:00 PST

Experiments

With my new fisheye lens.Considering the worst lighting i've seen at the gig (= none on the singers at the front??!!??),i was well impressed with the lens under low lighting. Should be good at a well ...
Posted by Hook on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 05:41:00 PST

Groovy.

CapGun's Ep Release and Arms Reach and Trigger Theory somewhere..The Home & Away guy..CapGunHeroThen later that night somewhere else in Auckland..ArmsReach (I've already taken photos of them but i did...
Posted by Hook on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 11:13:00 PST

Jam Out West

Got some pics of Kingston and False Start before we played.False StartKingston...
Posted by Hook on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 03:23:00 PST