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UCALLMESIR

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About Me

Half of Dementia 13 and half of The Rising, U Call Me Sir is the red-headed chemical that gels the two together. The 27 year old emcee, artist, writer, label co-owner, beat maker and general screw loose comic piss head, brings a vast array of diverse styles from love to war. He takes you through every emotion you could possibly have ever had, and does it with the sure skills of a script writer. Like all the best thrillers, his tracks are packed with twists and turns to keep you guessing until the end. Whether you want a love story, a righteous political protest or a violent outburst of flesh-eating zombies feasting on your best friend's brain, it's there. Accept no immitations: this is Sunderland's real No.1 Emcee.

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My Interests

poker, music, rugby, football (SAFC), movies, larger, XBOX 360, the budha leaf & girls girls girls girls.

Music:

SOLO The Blu-Tooth Ep Learn 2 Deal With Your Ego (demo) Learn 2 Deal With Your Alter-Ego (demo) Social Fault Lines EP (FREE DOWNLOAD) An Unrealistic Silhouette Of Dawn LP (coming soon)CREW Dementia 13 - Strange Tasting Council Pop EP Dementia 13 - UNDERCONSTRUCTION (late 2008) The Rising - Budget Cuts Mixtape...Vol.1 (Free Download) The Rising - Fracture In Time (coming soon)FEATURES ON Rude Corps - The Horror (Zombie Flesh) Egore Vostic & ucallmesir - Victory (2008) Party For The People (mixtape) Set Up To Fail W/Rude Corps Circus Acts...Vol.1 (2 tracks solo, 2 tracks as The Rising)

Movies:

severance. shaun of the dead, silent hill, saw 1, 2 & 3,the bourn series, casino royal 2007, the number 23, host, crank, the football factory, kidulthood, mean machine, snatch, lock stock and two smoking barrels, 28 days later, 28 weeks later .... and so on

Television:

jekyl

Books:

pet semetry - steven king

My Blog

Monster Sound

lyrics for sleepy heads track verse1They disappeared into thin airBeings of light mythical creatures that were never thereAlone at night with no light you became evermore scaredThe shadows of sight cr...
Posted by UCALLMESIR on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 11:33:00 PST

End Of The Road

I've been kicked, cut & punchedI've been Tricked, nut & druggedand I guess that's lifebut I never let stress wind me that tightAnd there's a lot of things depress about that nightBut I guess you lot'l...
Posted by UCALLMESIR on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 11:23:00 PST

School Days

Set in both the 90's flash back scenes and modern millennium 'school days' is set around the quite polite 'Adam dale' who works at a local supermarket in the warehouse, keeping him self to him self. ...
Posted by UCALLMESIR on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:43:00 PST

20 THOUGHTS A MINUTE

crazy insainmay be hard to sustainsustanance from the chemical substancesmy mind ruptures in rhyming line structures5 25 thats my lucky lotto numbersdont wanna pick 6 from a lotta numbersmy lips twitc...
Posted by UCALLMESIR on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:53:00 PST

What Columbus Brought Back

How Columbus came home with more than he expectedBy DAVID DERBYSHIRE Globalisation: Christopher Columbus, whose sailors raped natives in the New World and then brought back the syphilis they contracte...
Posted by UCALLMESIR on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:40:00 PST

Crackhead PC’s sex with tart

Crackhead PC's sex with tartBy JOHN COLES A MARRIED cop got hooked on crack cocaine after a prostitute gave him drugs and sex in exchange for police secrets, a court heard.PC Paul Jervis, 47, tapped i...
Posted by UCALLMESIR on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:53:00 PST

They came, they saw... and they asked for new underpants

They came, they saw... and they asked for new underpantsBy HARRY MOUNT - More by this author »Last updated at 22:36pm on 13th January 2008An archaeologist's life is often a pretty grim one, or so Robi...
Posted by UCALLMESIR on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:47:00 PST

Antarctic is losing ice nearly twice as fast as ten years ago

Antarctic is losing ice 'nearly twice as fast as ten years ago'Lewis Smith, Environment ReporterThe rate of annual ice loss in the Antarctic has increased by almost 80 billion tonnes in a decade, a st...
Posted by UCALLMESIR on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:37:00 PST

orange rage

Student doctor stabbed to death 'after dispute about a stolen orange'Murad AhmedA medical student was stabbed to death in a greengrocer's in South London after a dispute over a stolen orange, his fami...
Posted by UCALLMESIR on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:35:00 PST

everyone’s an organ donor

Gordon Brown seeks to make everyone an organ donor - with opt-outPhilip Webster, Political EditorA radical change in the system of organ donation under which all people would be considered a donor unl...
Posted by UCALLMESIR on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:33:00 PST