Dong Johnson

I like my beard and to drink beer, also I like to go to museums and look at weapons and bones of old species of animals, someday I want to own a fast food franchise. I think that having a job as a brewmaster for a beer company would be the coolest job ever. I used to know how to read ancient Greek and poke holes in peoples bodies (even their genitals.. ugh..).. For some reason I really love bacon and will someday own a dog named after this heavenly staple of my diet.. Will someone, someday, come up with a flying car soon??!! The future sure as hell dont look like how it looked in the Jetsons.. Or this: