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About Me

I was borne in the middle of July on a lovely Sunday evening in to a highly dysfunctional family. Being the youngest I take no blame, they where fucked op before my arrival. But anyhow if one is to be completely honest I don€™t think that I made matters any better, having a vivid imagination and being sure that there where not just six people living in our house...the ghosts had to count as well! Me seeing €œdead people€? did not make my mothers beforehand fragile nerves any stronger...................................Anyways as a little girl my all time hero was John Wayne, I was going to be a cowboy when I grew up take myself a handsome hunk of an Indian for a hubby and fight evil and racism while he stayed at home raising our children...little did I know. Later I found out that the occupation of a cowboy was a man€™s job and staying home with the kids a woman€™s job. When suggested that I become a cowgirl I changed my mind about all the cow business and fighting evil and decided to become a monk. No hunk of an Indian for a hubby for me but still a fairly exited live, studying and singing Gregorian himn´s. In my mind I would grow fat and bald and I quite enjoyed the thought. Needless to say I never became a monk, for it my dear is not a woman€™s job. I was told that I could become a nun for that is more up a woman€™s alley, but for my taste nuns were far too black and white plus SKINNY.How ever the closest I came to being John Wayne was €œVein€? for when at puberty and I started to €œgrow€? (God was quite cheep in that department) my brothers told me that I was a girl and that girls are vein. So after many years of trying to fit I decided to be Kolbra Vein, ergo Brutal Princess. Brutal Princess is a girl who embraces her feminine and masculine qualities................................................... .................................................It still amazes me when people tell me they think I€™m feminine for in my mind as well as my heart I€™m still a cowboy or a fat bald monk.

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My Interests

Depends on where I am in the world, now in Chicago and so having a cold breese in ya face all the time would be it, or more to my liking Johannas smiles and saying: Ya's crazy n I's loving it. Artist: Nan Goldin....

I'd like to meet:

John Wayne of course, get pissed ass drunk with him & ride into the sunset. He would tell me; Baby Doll you€™re the most man I€™ve ever met. & I€™d tell him; Duke all men are woman....src="http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h92/kolbra/t h_richardprince.jpg"....Photo by Richard PrinceHere´s to you Doll.

Music:

Eva heard of Brutal Princess?

Movies:

Dancer In The Dark, Erling, Eternal Sunshine Of A Spotless Mind, Requiem For a Dream, The Hours, Betty Blue, Broken Flowers, Blue Velvet, Last Temtaition Of Christ, La Vita Bella, Lets Get Lost (if not only for the sweat voice and trompetplaying of Chet Baker),Todo Sobre Mi Madre (and most of Almodovar´s movies)...

Television:

Not in the summertime thank you.

Books:

Addictid to books, when I start cant stop, loose sleep and get obsessed, Milan Kundra:Imortality, The book of joy and laughter, Is life somewhere else, The fairwell wals and some more, Halldór Laxness...so many, All the old Icelandic vikingsagas, Albert Camus, Gunter Grass: The tin drum, Cabriel García Marques: Love in the times of the Colera, Stories of a seehawk, Hundrað ára einsemd, short stories, I continue later;)

Heroes:

John Wayne, all people who dare to question stereotypes, all people that agree that women make great cowboys, people who have been pioneers for all of us and have fought against racism, for the right of the individual to love is love is love and it has nothing to do with the genitals!!!

My Blog

The coming in the eye Act II

Act IIB.H.P: I wonder if you could enlighten me my dear I heard the term snowballing the other day. People use it to describe some sort of a sexual act but I cant possibly figure out what that may be?...
Posted by kolbra on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 05:56:00 PST

The coming in the eye Act I

Scene IIt is tree a clock in the afternoon and Baroness Crack Ho and Brutal Ho Princess are having tea in Brutal Hos library.Act IB.H.P: Have you ever read Gabriel Garcias Marques book Love in the tim...
Posted by kolbra on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 05:57:00 PST

The coming in the eye Act III

Act III B.H.P: Best we change the subject and take up some lighter talk. Ever heard of a rimjob also known as the black kiss?B.C.H: Explain please?B.H.P: Supposedly it is somewhat of an anal fellatio....
Posted by kolbra on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 05:54:00 PST

Paris

My friends dog died two days ago his name was Paris and he was 14 years old. Where ever you are Paris I give thanks to you for and all the joy you brought to all the people that came up on your way. ...
Posted by kolbra on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:38:00 PST

Brutal trouble Princess

Somehow I seem to have a natural talent when it comes to getting myself into trouble. Misunderstanding- reason nr.1. Saw a Joanna Newsom and Smog concert in a small church by the pond Thu...
Posted by kolbra on Wed, 24 May 2006 07:33:00 PST

Lots and lots of assholes;)))

I must say that I am a bit confused about some peoples loathing towards Myspace. Hell people have the right to their opinion as well as choosing what they like and dislikethats...not at all what I...
Posted by kolbra on Wed, 24 May 2006 07:30:00 PST

Why do you develope a crush?

Well here are some theories I have worked up. I have selected only 10 out of the 5672 I though of. 1. You are going trough a lonesome face and you develop a crush t...
Posted by kolbra on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 05:05:00 PST

Thank you Portugal!

Just want to say thank you to all you Portugal men who have sent me all kinds of traditional recipes on my maile. I admire your patience and detailed description on "how its done". Weather a sandwich ...
Posted by kolbra on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 03:01:00 PST

Dose sex ruin friendship? No but love and paranoia do!

Dose sex ruin friendship? No but love and paranoia do! Love can ruin friendship in tree ways: You have sex and one of you falls in love with the other. This is not a cool thing and pret...
Posted by kolbra on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 09:58:00 PST

Portuguese vs Icelnadic: dose it taste different?

Well here I am expressing my voice in English. At first I thought that it would offend my Icelandic readers but I talked to them and they both said it was alright by them. So this is what I did last w...
Posted by kolbra on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 05:27:00 PST