Black Beauty's Top 6 Reasons to Stop Talking to Paul Wall |
6. He sold my man, Peoples, a whack grill.....more like the whole top's cubic zirconium
5. He gives bad blow jobs
4. 2-words: Identity Theft--They call ME George Forman, cuz I'M sellin' every...
Posted by 3 Penny Pussy on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 08:48:00 PST |
How to make love like a retard |
40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE DURING SEX!1) NOT KISSING FIRST.Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's wor...
Posted by 3 Penny Pussy on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 11:20:00 PST |
She Bet the Firehouse...And She Won! |
News Release:
Tonight, Finger Bang wins in final jeopardy. She bet the firehouse.....welcome to the jungle.
Posted by 3 Penny Pussy on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 05:01:00 PST |
Finger Bang's Rant of the Month |
Ya know what really pisses Finger Bang off?
When little bitches leave when she's trying to take a goddamn piss.
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Posted by 3 Penny Pussy on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 09:34:00 PST |
Attitude of Champions: Anything You Can Do We Can Do Better Drunk? |
For all that think that doing what you do best drunk is bad, read the following article.
NEW YORK (Jan. 5) - Bode Miller knows he puts his life at risk when he skis drunk, but the outspoken Oly...
Posted by 3 Penny Pussy on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 11:00:00 PST |
Black Beauty's Top 6 Reasons to Stop Talking to Keith Urban |
6. He keeps scamming on all my chics.
5. He puts his dirty cowboy boots on my white couch....."No....fuck YO couch, Keith Urban."
4. When I'm not looking, he uses my toothbrush.
3.&n...
Posted by 3 Penny Pussy on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 01:45:00 PST |
PICK-UP LINE OF THE MONTH |
"I love eating pussy, but those Goddamned animal activists!"
Posted by 3 Penny Pussy on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 11:44:00 PST |
3PP Fan Mail |
Dear 3PP:
I just wanted to let you know that ever since your show at Peabody's DownUnder, I have not been able to achieve an erection. I don't know if it was that Rev. Jim guy or the song "Baby's Got ...
Posted by 3 Penny Pussy on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 11:42:00 PST |
