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Brint

http://elrictor.blogspot.com/

About Me

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the areas of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas. I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and god like drum playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a crow and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Tortola, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami and beat drums, often simultaneously. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spoon and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.Hulk Hogan

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My Interests

Sports, Texas Longhorns, Texas Rangers http://elrictor.blogspot.com/

I'd like to meet:

Jesus Christ, Will Clark, Mack Brown, Major Applewhite, VY, Ron Washington, Sam, Carla, Norm, Woody, Coach, Cliff, Frasier, Lillith, Diane and Rebecca

Music:

Counting Crows, Van Morrison, Kieth Urban, Pat Green, Alan Jackson, Hootie and the Blowfish, 3 Doors Down, Phil Collins, Radney Foster, Jack Ingram, Bone Thugz N'Harmony, Tupac, B.I.G, Jay-Z, Collective Soul, Nickelback, George Strait, Frank Sinatra, Dave Mathews Band, Brad Paisley, The Spin Doctors, NOTAR, Augustana, The Himalayans and Jimmy Buffett

Movies:

Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, 40 Year Old Virgin, Dumb and Dumber, Baseketball, TommyBoy, Happy Gilmore, Field of Dreams, For Love of the Game, The Program, Varsity Blues, Tin Cup, Four Brothers, Saw, Proof of Life, Robin Hood, Wizard of Oz, Blades of Glory and Seven

Television:

Sienfeld, Cheers, Wings, The Cosby Show, Everybody Loves Raymond, SportsCenter, Baseball Tonight, College Gameday, Monday Night Football, Sunday Night Game of the Week (ESPN Baseball), Best Damn Sports Show Period

Books:

The Bible

Heroes:

Sam Malone

My Blog

Blogga........

In case you haven't been checking, I will keep reminding you to check over at www.elrictor.blogspot.com for blogs.  I have put a few up over there lately.  Check em out....
Posted by Brint on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 11:18:00 PST

Rich Man, Poor Man

It's 12:26 pm on Saturday morning. I have to wake up at 6:45 and I know this is going to take awhile. I'm writing this blog, because I just got through watching a great movie. The movie was "Beautiful...
Posted by Brint on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 11:27:00 PST

5 Simple Rules

I'm going to go ahead and send this blog out on myspace, just because I haven't had much interaction on the other page.  I would encourage all of you that enjoy this blog and like the banter that...
Posted by Brint on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:27:00 PST

Spree...........

Head over to www.elrictor.blogspot.com to read my latest blog on one of the NBA's most lovable characters.
Posted by Brint on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 08:50:00 PST

Scotty’s on Fire

New blog!  Once again!  www.elrictor.blogspot.com
Posted by Brint on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 01:01:00 PST

It’s Raining..........

When it rains it pours............head over to www.elrictor.blogspot.com for my latest blog!!!!!!!
Posted by Brint on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 04:51:00 PST

http://elrictor.blogspot.com/

Ok I set up a blog at blogspot.com.  This doesn't mean that I don't love my myspace blog anymore, it just means that I wanted something bigger and better to get my stuff out there.  You neve...
Posted by Brint on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:40:00 PST

Dog Days and Life Lessons

The world of sports is in a wierd spot right now.  There is a huge amount of excitement for me with the beginning of football season, but at the same time its really dead.  I mean for the la...
Posted by Brint on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:10:00 PST

September 11th 2001

Its not real often when I am going to bust out two blogs on consecutive days, or for that matter two within 24 hours.  I read something today that really got me going.  As some of you know I...
Posted by Brint on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 04:16:00 PST

Throw Down, Boy!

Saw a little bit of Tombstone on TNT a few days ago. Great line from that movie "I said throw down, boy". Kurt Russell to Billy Bob Thorton in the bar/gambling hall.Just thought I would start out with...
Posted by Brint on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:42:00 PST