Hey my real name is Everett,a pretty simple person. Im easily entertained but only by a few things sorry if you dont understand. Wait no im not. Certain things never get erased from the to do list. I dont thrive on being noticed, i dont need the attention. I sing like an angel.And will dance your pants off swear on PBR. I love funny stories so leave one if ya have one id love to hear it but dont waste my time its precious. I almost killed myself and two good friends in car accident. Spent two weeks on 3rd floor not moving, high as hell on morphine. Yes i have the scars to prove it. My moto is FORGIVE NEVER FORGET, for obvious reasons, its tatooed on my back. I try to keep my karma above level, and almost anything is worth trying once, or twice if you still arent sure. I love stand up comedy, eating food, my friends, MY FAMIlY, and money whether i have it or not. Taco Bell is never a good idea even when ur drunk. Lil kids are gross and smelly. Old people tell the best stories. Your parents probly said they hated you more than once but something you said changed their minds. Swivel chairs and swings can easily make me hurl on your new jacket. I love pizza. Scary stories are scary to everyone, horse poop to those of you that say otherwise. My goal in life is to retire around 35 and move to a beach house open a hut/bar and get drunk as hell while others make my money for me. Shut up it'll happen. If your nice to me you can come with. Thats all ive got for now come back later, peace out and good luck.I got my layout at Cleanupmyspace.com
