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Patrick

Mirror, Mirror... on the wall

About Me



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Ok here goes. I'm kind of a dick. Im sure youre an ass hole. People love me, but most hate me. Im kind of a big deal, well some of the time. Im probably going to die by the time i reach 30. Eleven 30 that is. I've been called jesus, johnny knoxville, johny depp, patrick swayzie, p.diddy, justin timberlake and others, but you can call me god. I'm a virgin, dont laugh. So is my mother. I havent seen my balls nor my penis in 5 years. Until i found Cialis. I usually stink like FCUK, but i sweat vanilla rain drops. I am the 2007 prom king for Kennedy High School. Who would have guessed? For all you dolphin fans. I once swam with a shark. They're cooler... These are my thoughts not yours. Nice talking to ya

http://www.myheritage.com

My Interests

Friends. Rock Concerts. 30 seconds to mars. My chemical romance. The Used.

I'd like to meet:

If you know Chris Reeves, Norma Jean, and Dr. Fell. Send them my way. I'd like to meet myself in the past when i was in high school and slap myself for my eminem hair that scorned my senior pictures. Your results:
You are Superman Superman 90% Green Lantern 80% Iron Man 80% The Flash 80% Wonder Woman 65% Supergirl 65% Hulk 60% Batman 50% Robin 45% Spider-Man 45% Catwoman 25% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Music:

I listen to it all the time. What can i say.

Movies:

jackass II and Borat. ohh, and Sci-fi. Ask your neighbor if you dont know what that means.

Television:

television sucks ass. Unless it's wildboyz or curb your enthusiasm

Books:

I dont read books.... ever. However, I am interested in reading 1984.

Heroes:

That asian guy that eats all those hot dogs. There is nobody else, just him.