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Triffany

Go take some prozac, you bipolar retard.

About Me

I'm a mess. I just graduated from Michigan State University. I don't have a job. I don't want one. I just want to be drunk and naked all day long. I want my own town where I get to hand pick the people who are allowed inside the picket pink fence. Most people won't be allowed in, but Jay Leno, Jimmy John's, and pit bull puppies will run rampant. Saweet. My friends are kick ass people who always know how to have a good time. They understand and deal with that fact that I talk too much. I'm over-dramatic. I'm a sap. I'm sarcastic (I'm told I'm too sarcastic). I always jump into things without thinking. I am always getting into trouble. I'm normally happy but I get pissy sometimes (you try putting up with my boyfriend) I'd rather listen to music than talk to people. I'd rather write my feelings down than start drama. I'd rather eat a whole pizza than read the South Beach Diet book. I like stars. I like(love)chapstick. I like the ellipsis. I like M&M's. I like Jay Leno. I like blonde hair with black roots. I like Hilary Duff. I like shoes. I like pink. I like beating 14-year-old bitches asses. I like Starry Night. I like tattoos. I like fads. I like (love) MY boyfriend. I don't like reading about British Literature. I don't like dishonest people with no balls. I don't like it when friends lose your trust. I don't like starring contests. I don't like tension. I don't like bad grammar. I don't like deadbeat bums who would rather ruin your life than get a job. I don't like you. Oh...and I don't like people...PERIOD.

My Interests

Shopping, drinking and friends.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom

Music:

Taking Back Sunday "I know you well enough to know you'll never love me" The Used "if we cut out the bad, well then we'd have nothing left" Story of the Year "The time could never end and my friends were family" Rise Against "It's life that scares me to death" Dashboard "she had a history of killing herself, I had a habit of dying" Third Eye Blind "Convinced you found your place, with the pierced queer teens in cyberspace" Matchbox Twenty "if anybody ever had a heart, well they wouldn't be alone" The Killers "It started out with a kiss...how did it end up like this?" Train "whose eyes am I behind, whose skin is this design?" Simon Says "Go find your own life, get the hell away from me. Just leave me alone" Funeral For a Friend "It's all about trust" My Chemical Romance "I won't go down by myself but I'll go down with my friends" Britney Spears! Head Automatica "In spite of you, even out of view, still I love all of you" Thrice, Finch "Behind a mask, a man can bask only for so long before being exposed" Matchbook Romance, Panic at the Disco "If you talk you better walk, you better back your shit up" Saves The Day "Lay me on the dinner table. I will bethe pig" Hazen Street, Brand New, Violent Femmes "Imagine my hand in between your thighs" Stolen Summer, Alkaline Trio "This hell is home" Alucard (it's dracula backwards) Fall Out Boy "I'll sport my brand new fashion of waking up with pants off at four in the afternoon" Senses Fail, A Day in the Life, Our Lady Peace "Talking is just masturbating without the mess" Incubus, Elton John "Hold me closer, Tony Danza" Bob Segar rocks when you're drunk and eating Taco Bell...along with Bon Jovi. Vanilla Ice, Men at Work, Flock of Seagulls... I think my point is across...

Movies:

Tommy Boy, You Got Served, Almost Famous, Stand by Me, A Night at the Roxbury "Emilio", Clueless, Goodfellas, Natural Born Killers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Heathers "you just gave her shower-nozzle-masturbation material for weeks", Napoleon Dynamite, Blow, American History X, Old School, Crazy/Beautiful, Overboard, Mean Girls, Cape Fear, Rebecca, Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Land Before Time, The Notebook, Fried Green Tomatoes, Virgin Suicide's, Debbie Does Dallas, Stop My Ass Hurts, Wayne's World, A League of Their Own, Anything with Vin Diesel without a shirt on, Shrek, Monsters Inc., Toy Story, Memento, many more....

Television:

Sex and the City and The Sopranos. Without HBO I would die. Intervention, it makes me appreciate my life. Project Runway, it makes me want to have a sense of fashion.

Books:

David Sedaris. He writes books with names like "Naked"

Heroes:

Who needs a hero when you have yourself, the librarian, and the hunter?

My Blog

I pay people to be my friends

You know you want meThat's Bush Man! No shit. My sentiments exactly.....">I like boobs. Mine. I love my hatThis needs no captionDrama free, for one hour. I'm a sexy bitchI meet famous people dailyI do...
Posted by Triffany on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 01:42:00 PST

Myspace will ruin your life

I'm sending you this email with good intentions. I work at a local advertising agency, and I am looking to hire a new person right out of college for an entry level job. Your resume was forwarded to m...
Posted by Triffany on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 12:56:00 PST

I got some more fun photos!

Get Drunk Friday started out with a bang...and then it somehow turned into this...This was the start of a long night..That kept going...This is the reason I look like shit in most of these pictures......
Posted by Triffany on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 10:01:00 PST

Halloween Bitches

He loves me :)He also loves to sleep in full costumeKris wishes he were chapstickWeiner wishes he were drinking (and chapstick)Kevin forgot to put his costume onCostume Contest winnersI'm with the ban...
Posted by Triffany on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 05:52:00 PST