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Murphy's Law

You are not your Fucking Khakis.

About Me

A work in progress, I dont usually tell a lot about myself, so heres a start, some things maybe you know. Some things maybe you didnt. Most of which Im sure you dont care. I work a lot. I go to school a lot. I bottle my anger. I can keep a secret. I do more for others than for me. I drink. I hurt myself a lot. I dont do drugs. I dont pretend to be something Im not. I dont talk about me feelings. I like being alone. I like physical Labor. I like Miller lite. I like walking in the rain. I like talking to intelligent people. I like the smell of gasoline. I Like Sushi. I like loud music. I like Soft music. I like helping people. I like chips ahoy cookies. I like loose jeans. I like ringer tees. I like driving too fast. I like food. I like watching movies. I like asking stupid questions. I like annoying people on occasion. I like sweating. I like spicy foods. I like water. I dont like crowds. I dont like most liquor. I dont like close minded people. I dont like people who judge too quickly. I dont like waking up. I dont like going to sleep. I dont like being told what to do. I dont like underwear. I dont like Budweiser. I dont like Fake people. I dont like being lied to. I dont like taking my time. I dont like not having friends. I dont like talking about how I feel. I believe in listening. I believe in life outside of earth. I believe in evolution. I believe in science. I dont believe in organized religion. I dont believe in heaven. I dont believe in hell. I dont believe in cheating. I dont believe in UFOs. I dont believe in myself. I fear there is a god. I fear addiction. I fear getting old. I fear change. I fear your death. I dont fear my death. I dont fear the dark. I dont fear heights. I dont fear flying. I know about computers. I know about beer. I know about friendship. I know about love. I know about hate. I know about me. I dont know what I going to do with my life. I dont know if there is a god. I dont know what to do next. I dont know much.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jesse
Birthday: September 11 (It wasn't me, I didn't do it, you can't prove anything)
Birthplace: Oakwood
Current Location: My bed.
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Dark Brown or black I guess.
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Polsih & american Indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Timbo boots
Your Weakness: Hmm, I dunno.
Your Fears: (see above answer)
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat with more meat and a little meat on the side, but honestly I like everything but onion on my pizza, Load that F'er up.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Graduate, and go back to school, pay off my debt.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lsfhabsomnahts (laughed so fucking hard a booger shot out my nose and hit the screen)
Thoughts First Waking Up: I hungry and thirsty and...
Your Best Physical Feature: You tell me.
Your Bedtime: lsfhabsomnahts I dont sleep alot.
Your Most Missed Memory: Parties at "The Ryski Farm"
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton nestea tastes like monkeys nuts
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends on the day.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: I try not to.
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: lol, I'm usually told to stop.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Your mom goes to college
Do you want to get Married: I'm open to the possibility
Do you belive in yourself: No
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: No
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: Not really.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah, but don't tell sara.:-)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah, Ask sara.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No yuk
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yep, so many flavors!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Duh
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Quick and young, I don't want to get old!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a nerd
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn' matter
Favourite Hair Color: (see above)
Short or Long Hair: Long, long hair is sexy.
Height: shorter than my, tall girls are intimidating.
Weight: Lighter than me, I want to be able to pick her up.
Best Clothing Style: Less is more.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1 I guess.
Number of CDs I own: If anyone can answer this you have too much spare time.
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: (See above)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Theres no definate number, but its up there.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests


Your Brain's Pattern
Structured and organized, you have a knack for thinking clearly.
You are very logical - and you don't let your thoughts get polluted with emotions.
And while your thoughts are pretty serious, they're anything from boring.
It's minds like yours that have built the great cities of the world! What Pattern Is Your Brain?

I'd like to meet:

Everyone once. Bill gates, the pope, and dennis leary.

Music:

Lil bit of everything. "And even if your plane crashes tonight you'll find some way to disappoint me, by not burning in the wreckage, or drowning at the bottom of the sea." Brand new, fall out boy, Big & Rich, maroon 5, Kanye West, Ben harper, Pearl Jam, Eminem, 50 cent, lifehouse, Dashboard Confessional, Led Zepplin, Snoop Drizzle, Marylin Manson I said a little bit of everything!

Movies:

Fight Club, Seven, The Usual Suspects, Aliens, All the Monty Python Flicks, Dumb and Dumber("I'll bet twenty dollars I can get you to make a bet before the day is out...I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but I'll do it."), Ace Ventura, Napoleon Dynamite, The Kevin Smith Movies, American History X...

Television:

Lost, medium, scrubs, Dead like me. Thats all the series I really watch, besides the discovery channels...I live on those, I am probably the biggest nerd you've ever met.

Books:

Anything by chuck Palahniuk, haunted was pretty disturbing, and stranger than fiction was one of the most interesting books I've ever read. The Davinci Code. Angels and Demons. Odd Thomas. Books Are always Better that Movies. I like the books with a little conspiracy.

Heroes:

Tyler Durden, my parents with all their faults, bill gates even though he's corporate scum, and bill clinton for keeping it real.

My Blog

break the cycle

I realize as we walk through life, we do things, make choices that change who we are. Along this same road we meet people who sculpt who we are. Our everyday decisions changing every aspect of our per...
Posted by Murphy's Law on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:27:00 PST

"Google: The modern God" Read it; or don't whatever.

Some of you probably laughed when you saw this blog, Google: the Modern God; and it was partially meant to be humorous, but Im trying to make a point. The More life I experience, the more sick peop...
Posted by Murphy's Law on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 02:33:00 PST