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mike

About Me

what can i say? it's all about me really. i mean truthfully i could say some stuff like 'oh the world is so beautiful' and 'my friend jimmy john johnston is the best' or 'my kitty cat is so weird' but come on, that is a distraction from what im really trying to say, which is 'look at me! look at me!'.give me praise, give me cookies.even when im being shy and introverted its really just a cry for strokes and pokes and ego boost.oops maybe there is to much truth in all that. sorry kids.

My Interests

im to distracted by my interests to expand on this.

I'd like to meet:

that special someone. you know the one im talking about. the one with all that going on. by 'that' i mean something. actually i am unsure of what 'that' is or who the 'one' is. perhaps it is the 'one' referred to in 'that' once popular u2 song. i am perplexed. save me oh wise and sage bono. cast your wrap around shades covered eyes upon me and let me bask in the narcissistic glory that is you. no songs though, ok? i already heard them on the radio.

Music:

oh yes please. i've been known to listen from time to time.

Movies:

are good

Television:

is bad

Books:

have words sometimes, pictures other times and once in a while both.

Heroes:

my silly little puppy named Chowder. no no i don't have a dog. i guess im a liar.