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Jo Usagi

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Hello you fat shitballs, welcome to my grotesque profile. Quite lovely, want to know about me? Well keep reading. I shit gold and fart out rainbows. I'm a woman who is as confused as a white man at a United Negro's funded college. I take my days in strides, i am a self loathing, miserable person who is selfish in her emotions. I hate everyone equally and i have no friends in the real world. I am married though, how does that happen. I love him dearly, especially when he hugs me using both hands around my neck, sometimes i'll try to smother him with a pillow as he sleeps. Misery loves company. I quite like living negatively. I go to work, school, eat, shit and sleep. I'm a slob. My mother strongly believes that i have chosen the wrong path and that i'm going to hell. I think she's right.
I LIKE CATS, I LIKE THEIR FOOD, I LIKE THE SCOOPABLE CAT LITTER, I LIKE THE CATS THEMSELVES. I COLLECT CAT STUFF FROM EBAY SUCH AS FUR REMOVING GLOVE. I LIKE OTHER STUFF OF CATS. SOMETIMES I'LL GROOM MY CATS WITH MY TONGUE. I HAVE A CAT TREE FOR MY CATS, I SIT IN IT MYSELF. I'LL EAT BUGS AND I'LL VOMIT ON THE CARPET TOO. I LIKE TO USE PAPER BAGS TO PUT CAT CRAP IN. HEY CATS ANY OF YOU WANT TO HANG OUT?
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CHUG WALRUS?

Here is part of one of my stories about Chuck Norris appearing on an old ladies toast. The piece of toast was a dark color around the edges. A head with a cowboy hat, angled to the side was set in t...
Posted by Jo Usagi on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:42:00 PST

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SOME SH!T..>..> ..>..>...
Posted by Jo Usagi on Fri, 11 May 2007 05:09:00 PST

Post Your Cats

So i thought i'd make a blog so you can share your cat pics :))))because i am the biggest cat lady around.I spoil my cats. Check out that pimpin cat tree.Knut my new kitty.Lucio Fulci aka Kittens, she...
Posted by Jo Usagi on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 04:53:00 PST

Love Long Time

It's me and my husbands 3yr marriage anniversery.I likes it when he hugs me with his hands around my neck and laughs.3 years is not a long way in a relationship, we have a long way to go, but i'm will...
Posted by Jo Usagi on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 02:03:00 PST

Body Modification

more is less, i mean it's not attractive anymore to have high amount of piercingsi've noticed alot of people taking out alot of their piercings and keeping only one or two facial ones, unless you can ...
Posted by Jo Usagi on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:13:00 PST

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Posted by Jo Usagi on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 05:20:00 PST

My crafty crap

Ok so i decided to make a blog of crafty crap i have made in the past.I love to do all kinds of crafts so here is my stuff.(this is a top i made froma  normal boys church shirt if you'd like to s...
Posted by Jo Usagi on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:45:00 PST

Some Photography

I love photography, I'm not the best but i will share some pictures i've taken (the male in the pictures is my husband)...
Posted by Jo Usagi on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 05:00:00 PST