lightbulb

TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR.I cant spell.My head is an odd shape hence the name lightbulb. I have a daughter name lola...people say she doesn't look anything like me...which is a good thing...as my head is big...i have bad pale skin...bad hair...jimmy hill chin and im built like a girl. I have a terrible drinking problem...i should stop....due to the fact i have the most embarrasing times on drink...i've woke up to five policemen standing over me in my bedroom (this wasn't a wrongen fantasy)...woke up covered in penmarker and jam,which i then had to go to work in....accidently jumped through a window after performing a rolly polley....woke with two black eyes and two swollen cheeks which i have no recollection of....was bitten on the arm by a pikey in stevies estate....went into a k-hole at a work party...had a knife pulled to my throat after calling some pikeys "socialists"...use any corner of any place for the bathroom...woke up with a trendy shaved eyebrow...fell asleep on cd raking at work...was hit over my bulbus head with a iron bar,my hair now wont grow properly on one side of my head..once nearly got into a fight with a tramp because i stole his begging spot..tried to start a game of football on a tube train..got kicked out of the same club twice in one night for having fights..stevie tried to abuse in my sleep cause his a bit on the bandit side...stole fifty bottles of milk with fresh..turning up to a work meeting with darren drunk with bottles of beer ..and many more i cannot recall as i have a hangover...LOSER.