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its just a smile on a homocidal bastard!

About Me


~~~FrEe BiRd - LyNyRd SkYnYrD~~~HELLO! I'm emie :-pim 19 years of age and im currently in my fourth and last year of college, can't wait to get out of that shit hole!~~~ No GoOd StArT tHe DaNcE - PrOdIgY ~~~ .. .. ....I have purple hair, umpteen metal rings in my body and two tattoo's aswell...i also have 2 cats and 2 gerbils. My favourite person in the world is little-man my nephew, he is a LEGEND!~~~ BlOoOd SuGaR - PeNdUlUm ~~~ .. .. ....im no diferent from anyone else really, i enjoy going to pubs, clubs, love parties and festivals and i also enjoy a good lung stinging shottie or J. My music interest is highly varied but it is mainly rock, metal, 60's and DnB.~~~ HaNgMaN - PeTeR pAuL aNd MaRy ~~~.. .. ....if you fancy a chat then either send me a message or add me on msn: [email protected]!~~~ Is YoU iS oR iS yOu AiNt My BaBy ~~~ .. .. .... in a biyatch!

My Interests

piercings, films, film facts, singing, trying to learn guitar, ziggying it up in a drunken manner, guys, purple, clothes.......and again my mind remains blank

I'd like to meet:

good ol' johnny depp, hunter s. thompson, hitler, lenin stalin and trotsky, corey taylor :-D ..m/o.0..m/

Music:

36 crazyfists, SOAD, RHCP, RATM, slipknot, incubus, the offspring, bad religion, nofx, adema, alkaline trio, reel big fish, machine head, GnR, simon n garfunkle, bob dylan, general 60s music, massive attack, faithless, the prodigy, marilyn manson, QOTSA, INME, wildhearts, ROBOCHRIST hahahaha, green day (old greenday), alanis morisette, led zepplin, pendulum, coldcut, green velvet,dizzee rascal....lots more but i cnt be ars'd in listing them all

Television:

2 pints o lager, never mind the buzzcocks, my family, will n grace, everyone loves raymond, king of queens, nip/tuck, jack dee's happy hour, alan partridge

Books:

fear and loathing in las vegas, adrian mole, acid house

My Blog

some pearls of wisdom girlies - dont become a prostitute

There is a house in New Orleans They call the Rising Sun And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy And God I know I'm one My mother was a tailor She sewed my new bluejeans My father was a gambl...
Posted by $() H()W c@n y()u te{{ m£ y()ur l()nely on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 05:25:00 PST

JUST BEAT IT!

i am wacko jacko minus the child sex offences and the ever weird bleaching of the skin! a chinese man has just been and now i am full! yea you heard i got filled by a china man! work is making me have...
Posted by $() H()W c@n y()u te{{ m£ y()ur l()nely on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 04:22:00 PST

IM SO INFURIATED

i am NEVER going to BnQ ever again! firstly when i set off i hadnt drank anything and byt he time i had wondered around carrying heavy things i was weak so we went to the cafe for a coffee and i got a...
Posted by $() H()W c@n y()u te{{ m£ y()ur l()nely on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:02:00 PST

born agains dig jesus...like jesus dug guys!

emie loves tim minchin as he is an austrailian version of bill bailey emie is also going to refer to herself in 3rd person emie is smiling today despite spending the day on the x-box then running roun...
Posted by $() H()W c@n y()u te{{ m£ y()ur l()nely on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:01:00 PST

mental oriental

afternoon! by god it is the afternoon! had to get up at 6 this morning for work how gay! had bullshit pissed up sean barge into my room at 3 in the morning blabbing some shite - wasnt impressed but ot...
Posted by $() H()W c@n y()u te{{ m£ y()ur l()nely on Sat, 31 May 2008 04:44:00 PST

:-D i intrigue myself!

well iv had fun in the last month or so finishing my last and fourth fucking year of shit-ster yorck college...as you can see im not bitter about it...muchsummer coming and only a few months til ...
Posted by $() H()W c@n y()u te{{ m£ y()ur l()nely on Fri, 30 May 2008 03:12:00 PST

the twat that stole my money has confessed yey!

the cheeky son-of-a-bitch who stole £645 off me finally had the balls to admit he did so to the police and now i need to sort out getting that back cos am i heck not going to let this lie fucking get ...
Posted by $() H()W c@n y()u te{{ m£ y()ur l()nely on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:16:00 PST

virgin surey in %

Ok so here's the deal... Start with 100% and minus 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your __% virgin. 1.Smoked.2.Drank alcohol.3.Cried when someone died.4.Been drunk.5.Had sex.6.Been ...
Posted by $() H()W c@n y()u te{{ m£ y()ur l()nely on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 03:18:00 PST

got mugged lastnight!

oh my lord! i cant stay out of trouble! fucking smacked brendan cos he is a twat - got twatted in fibbers by an old nutter who threatened to kill me and kerry and then on the way home some degenerate ...
Posted by $() H()W c@n y()u te{{ m£ y()ur l()nely on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 12:26:00 PST

vodka smells and is sticky!

i smell like a turkish porn star got covered in vodka lastnight - sexy! went out with jas lucy n sean last night - twas fun fun fun! fuckking my arse is red raw from some stupid twats smacking it all...
Posted by $() H()W c@n y()u te{{ m£ y()ur l()nely on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 06:03:00 PST