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Veruca Jean

He who smelt it, dealt it..

About Me

I'm a southern belle, misunderstood and a bit gaseous at times. I enjoy walks in the park,leisurely poops in the grass, barking at Mister Jerry and eating pig ears.

My Interests

Pig Ears, those crunchy chicken finger things from Trader Joes. I also have a large collection of green squeeky plush animals.

I'd like to meet:

Tom Jones and Christopher Walken. I would also like to meet Mike Rowe, but my mommy made me say that.