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'The best potatoe stabber this side of the equater' - Little Miss Pixie
'He's like a fine cup of earl grey tea, poured from a kettle formed from a human skull.' - Billie Manticore
♥ Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, come one, come all, to the greatest profile on earth.
no, not really, im lying.
its actually not all that great at all.
My name is Joe.
I have a music page, which you can find here
click the banner below
I live in Portsmouth, sometimes i do a living statue around the city, i love what i do, it makes me happy.
I'm obsessed with vaudeville, the circus and past times.
♥ I love costa, Edward Gorey, accordions, feathered hats, pointy shoes and looking tired.
Old things make me happy, but dust scares me, so they have to be clean old things.
i like to paint things, and i like making things
making things to paint i like double, you see the pattern?
yes? no?
ok
The people who i hold close mean the world to me.
much love, penny's and more love
Joe Black
x

My Interests

♥ cabaret velvet free thinkers neck scarfs green string Dylan Moran long nails drawn eyebrows glitter burlesque jazz film making Bette Midler make-up buttons video editing my fishy Rasputin art piercing accordians the dresden dolls feather bowas violins the victorian era silk shopping the circus the sound of rain cold days parasols cellos tophats long coats Piano corsets dusty photo frames beads Cruella De Vil♥♥sepia photographs Powdered White Faces vodka people who smile at me amanda palmer clowns live music pinstripe purple crayons witch hunts polkadots childrens literature pocket watches disney songs owls identical twins snakes waltzing playing cards green hair sideshows jack o lanterns people who ramble backcombed hair puppets tea partys performers bats♥'well the patterns laid out on the bed with hundreds of colors of thread but youve got the needle I guess that's the point in the end'♥

I'd like to meet:

Virginia O'Hanlon.

♥Dear Editor- I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus. Papa says, If you see it in The Sun, it's so. Please tell me the truth, is there a Santa Claus?-Virginia O'Hanlon♥Virginia, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.♥Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus! It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The external light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.♥Not believe in Santa Claus! You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas Eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if you did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.♥You tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. Only faith, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Virginia, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.♥No Santa Claus? Thank God! He lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.(Printed as is, from the New York Sun, 1897)

Music:

alkaline trio, anathema, andrew w.k, the birthday massacre, boards of canada, THE CALLING, cinema strange, creed, the candy spooky theater, the cure, cyndi lauper, danny elfman, deathstars, devotchka, dirty pretty things, disturbed ♥ THE DRESDEN DOLLS ♥dream theater, emilie autumn, evanescence, feeder, goldfrapp, gogol bordello, goo goo dolls, golem, gwen stefani, harlequin Jones, hanzel und gretyl, HAZMAT modine, hole. ♥HUMANWINE♥jack off jill, jason webley, jill tracy, john lennon, john williams, katzenjammer kabaret, kiss, korn, the legendary pink dots, lordi, marc shaiman, marilyn manson, murderdolls, muse, nightwish, nine inch nails, nobuo uematsu ♥REGINA SPEKTOR♥scarling, sigur ros, siouxie and the banshees, ozzy osbourne, patrick wolf, the pixies, placebo, radiohead, rammstein, rasputina, the red paintings, rob zombie, rufus wainwright, seether, thomas truax, tom waits, the used, vanessa carlton, the white stripes, within temptation, yann tiersen.

Movies:

Mars Attacks, The Magic Roundabout, Amelie, The Stepford Wives, Big Fish, Spirited Away, Kind Hearts And Coronets, The Producers, Ed Wood, Moulin Rouge, Keeping Mum, The Nightmare Before Xmas, Return To Oz.♥ ♥Batman, Batman Returns, American Psycho, Chaplin, Bram Stokers Dracula, The War Of The Roses, Sleepy Hollow, Being John Malcovich ♥ About Schimdt, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Amadeus, Death To Smoochy, Crazy People, The Dead Poets Society, Edward Scissorhands, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho, The Little Shop Of Horrors, Beetlejuice.♥♥The Phantom Of The Opera, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hellraiser, The Chucky Films, Cruel Intentions, Throw Momma From The Train, The Monty Python Films, Wallice and Gromit, Cabaret.♥The Addams Family films, A Clockwork Orange, Cannibal The Musical, Alice In Wonderland, Silent Hill, Corpse Bride, Mary Shelleys Frankenstien, Kind Hearts And Coronets, Pee Wees Big Adventure.♥♥the Wizard Of Oz, Chicago, The Jerry Springer Opera, The League Of Gentlemens Apocolypse, The Burbs, Pokemon, Goldeneye, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill.

Television:

Black Books, The League Of Gentlemen, Family Guy, Monkey Dust, Brass Eye, Will And Grace, American Dad, Friends... But to be honest i don't really watch television at all apart from a few select things, which i own on dvd anyway, therefore making television all rather pointless for moi

Books:

I love to read
I am in love with the work of AM Holmes
and Edward Gorey

I also love..

Alice's adventures in wonderland

Through the looking glass

a series of unfortunate events

big fish

the curious incident of the dog in the night time

the melancholy death of oyster boy

confessions of a showman: my life in the circus

Heroes:

they are all a bunch of spackers, but i love them dearly♥♥♥♥♥♥&heart s;

My Blog

And after so long, Joe Black comes out!

My music profile is now out and about!www.myspace.com/misterjoeblackxx
Posted by The Queen Of Hearts on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 08:59:00 PST

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