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Brendan Blake

Why can't the English teach their children how to speak!?

About Me



My name is Fred. Yeah! =D

I like to think of myself as a Dandy, but events prove otherwise.

I like cricket, tea, Baileys, and blondes. Contrary to popular belief, I am not gay..or a transvestite. I love women. Dressing in their clothes makes me feel closer to them lol ^-^

Seriously, any excuse is a good excuse to wear suspenders! =D
You got a problem? I'll stab you up!

I actually LOVE you all...and Felicity Kendall...and The Beatles...cept for that one that had a one legged wife...and Al Murray...

My Interests

Anything that keeps me within one mile of a book is fine by me. *
My good friends;

Joe (Dirty Bastard) *
Tess (Bitch) *
Emma (Slag) *
Kylie (KYLIE!!!)

I'd like to meet:

PATRICK STEWART!!!

Felicity Kendall 3x x x x x

Music:



The Beatles * AFI * Oasis * Frank Sinatra (The Rat Pack) * The Libertines * David Bowie * Nobuo Uematsu * The Dresden Dolls * My Chemical Romance * Regina Spektor * Utada Hikaru * Alkaline Trio

Movies:



Little Miss Sunshine * The Shipping News * Man On The Moon * Ed Wood * Rocky Horror Picture Show * Moulin Rouge * Down With Love * Indiana Jones * Star wars

Television:


Doctor Who * Top Gear * The Mighty Boosh * The League of Gentlemen * Black Books * Never Mind the Buzzcocks * Q.I.

Books:



Paradise Lost * The Picture of Dorian Gray * Mrs. Dalloway * Beyond Good and Evil

Heroes:



Stephen Fry *
Mark Gatiss *
Oscar Wilde *
The Marquis De Sade =p

My Blog

The History of the Pineapple

THE PINEAPPLE has served as both a food and a symbol throughout the human history of the Americas. Originally unique to the Western Hemisphere, the fruit was a culinary favorite of the fierce Carib In...
Posted by Brendan Blake on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 05:57:00 PST

DREAM .1: The Marvelous Nipples Of Alan Titchmarsh.

The first of my dream reports will be of a little dream involving a group of renegade school teachers, a large quantity of uranium, and a popular television presenter.     &nb...
Posted by Brendan Blake on Sun, 07 May 2006 06:50:00 PST