The Creator

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Once upon a time...
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Male
16 years old
Pandora's Box, Southampton, UK

Status: In a Relationship
Zodiac: Virgo
Diet: Meat Free
Occupation: Jack-O-Lantern
Myspace URL: http://www.myspace.com/andyread

About Me...
Before you begin...
No matter who you are, no matter where you live, and no matter how many people are chasing you, what you don't read is often as important as what you do read.
For instance, if you are walking in the mountains, and you don't read the sign that says "Beware of Cliff" because you are busy reading a joke book instead, you may suddenly find yourself walking on air rather than on a sturdy bed of rocks. If you are baking a pie for your friends, and you read an article entitled "How to Build a Chair" instead of a cookbook, your pie will probably end up tasting like wood and nails instead of like crust and fruity filling. And if you insist on reading this book instead of something more cheerful, you will most certainly find yourself moaning in despair instead of wriggling in delight, so if you have any sense at all you will put this book down and pick up another one. I know of a book, for instance, called The Littlest Elf, which tells the story of a teensy-weensy little man who scurries around Fairyland having all sorts of adorable adventures, and you can see at once that you should probably read The Littlest Elf and wriggle over the lovely things that happened to this imaginary creature in a made-up place, instead of reading this book and moaning over the terrible things that happened to the three Baudelaire orphans in the village where I am now typing these very words. The misery, woe, and treachery contained in the pages of this book are so dreadful that it is important that you don't read any more of it than you already have.
~Lemony Snicket~ It is for the paragraphs above that I would like you to read what is written below


I like to act. I don't do specifics, I act in all forms of theatre.
I make mimes and short films which can be found here.
I realised when I was fairly young that I was more obnoxious and saw myself as above so many people in the world and I would deem my biggest achievement to be the day I realised that I did not need to be liked by each and every one of you and that I do not care if you like how I dress or how I tend to answer back if you say something I disagree with.
I do not go around posting my sexuality or sex life on the internet and many people assume I am gay; I have however, been in love with the same girl for a long time now. This doesn’t make me straight, and I am far from confused, but do not add me because you want to abuse me, I have heard all the homophobic hullabaloo before. And here is a novelty... I am not just in it for the attention.
I am interested in the perculiar, as my list of interests suggests. I like puppetry and masks, they interest me.
I do not smoke and certainly am drug free. I recently shocked my doctor when she asked how many units of alcohol I consumed a week and I said "none".
I hate puppies and dogs yet will happily protest for animal rights and I only use animal friendly cosmetics and will not eat at KFC. I am a vegetarian.
When I get bored I pick people around me and picture in my mind how I would kill them if money were no limit and if I had access to whatever I needed. When I am alone I do the same with characters from children’s films and books. It is a delightful hobby.
I hate my smile and so hide it where ever possible. If you find me using it on you it is a rare honour that I hope you appreciate.
I enjoy art. Nothing is more exciting than a day left to my own demise in a gallery. Argue not, art is better than you. Send me art and I will send you one thousand kisses.
Forget the last paragraph, art is second only to music. I pride myself on the fact that I am trained in both classic and popular culture styles, with my roots being in the string sections and my newest love and ability being the keys. I can garuntee right now that you will hate at least one artist I like, but if you liked them all we would live in a boring world.
My pet hatred is abuse. Abuse of any kind. Of animals, of the elderly, domestic, of children.
Please note before you add me: No I won't comment your pictures just because you commented one of mine. I only comment pictures in which I am good friends with the person in them, or pictures which show great talent or beauty.
No I won't whore you out or tell my friends about you or your project.
No I won't add you if you are a band and I don't know one of your members or of you personally. I am quite busy and do not have time to listen to every band on Myspace to see if I would like your music of not.
I will delete you if you start posting whore codes or bulletins with trains in them because they tend to annoy me. Get friends the old fashioned way, add them, or wait for them to add you.
If ever you need to contact me you can not only find me on Myspace, but I urge you to add me on the following places too:
Vampire Freaks
Youtube
Dark Starlings
Bebo
Last.FM
PETA2
I try to respond to everything I am sent personally but please limit the messages you send me as it messes with my inbox, I am much happier for you to leave comments. That is unless it is private or you are going to air offensive views towards me, then I prefer people to have the decency and self respect to do it privately.
I am delightful really.
Yours,
The CreatorTo those who ask me how I aquired the name The Creator':

My dears, we are all creators. Each and every day we create. Some of us are the creators of music. Others make theatre. Some create stories to touch the imagination. At school and college you create essays and reports and at work you create presentations and applications. Day to day we all create new memories and create alliances to make us stronger.
I too create and have created in the past.
We are all the creators, it just happens to be that I claimed the name first.
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