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Pooh

I'm just a little black rain cloud....

About Me

I'm a people person. I'm happiest when everyone around me is happy. I don't like liver. I'm four and a half months pregnant with my second child and whoever said pregnancy is the most beautiful experience should have tried it himself.

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Winnie the Pooh: Satan Worship
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My Interests

I am a social person, I love to go to my favorite dive bar, grab some soda (at least till feburary lol) and just hang out with my friends. We get crazy, but we are a lot of fun. I read more than almost anybody I know. I love riding motorcycles. I love old cars but don't know much about them. I want a 59 Impala.
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I'd like to meet:

OSHA regulations state that only 2 people can safely ride my ass at one time. Since you showed up sixth in line, please take a number and wait your turn.I like persons, not people in general. So, if you are of the "mob mentality" please continue on without me. If, however, you are an individual crazy-freak-nerd-wierdo-whino-goober, feel free to message me.

Music:

I have not found a style of music I don't like something of. ABBA, Social Distortion, Bad Religion, Rehab, Casualties, The Goops, Save Ferris, Scissor Sisters, Switchblade Symphony, VNV Nation, Elton John, Patsy Cline, White Lion, Aerosmith, Poison, Rancid, Reverend Horton Heat, Real Mckenzies, MC Chris, oh yeah, and Prince. I love it all.

Movies:

Favorite movie based on the fact I have watched it more times than any other, Labyrinth. I'm a cult whore~ The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Clockwork Orange, Deathrace 2000, Nuke 'em High, Welcome to Woop Woop. I also like Lost Boys, Clue, Breakfast Club, Quest for Fire, Dirty Dancing, Boondock Saints, Troy, all of the Harry Potter movies, and pretty much anything with Nicholas Cage in it. Have you Met the Feebles?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Pooh aka Shyrl
Birthday: 12-21-80
Birthplace: McMinnville, Oregon
Current Location: Beaverton, Oregon
Eye Color: Mud
Hair Color: Multi-hued mud
Height: short
Right Handed or Left Handed: South Paw!
Your Heritage: German, English, Native American
The Shoes You Wore Today: No shoes today
Your Weakness: Males
Your Fears: Clowns, Dolls
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I wanna be a pretty pretty princess
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't use em
Thoughts First Waking Up: Noooooooo!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: You tell me
Your Bedtime: When I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: My dad
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Frappucino
Do you Smoke: yup
Do you Swear: hell yes
Do you Sing: only when very very very very drunk
Do you Shower Daily: I love showers
Have you Been in Love: I like to think that's what caused me to go crazy
Do you want to go to College: Went once, wouldn't mind going again
Do you want to get Married: I married my wife but a male would be ok
Do you belive in yourself: Everytime you belch an angel falls down drunk
Do you get Motion Sickness: I will barf in the backseat of cars
Do you think you are Attractive: When I make an effort I can be
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: I love my mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yesssss
Do you play an Instrument: Noooo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, sigh, pregnant
In the past month have you Smoked: Yea, that addiction I can't beat
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only perscriptions, ever.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Um, you would have to ask my man
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No but damn that sounds good
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: No but I miss it
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Kinda.....
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: He he he yea
Ever been called a Tease: yea though I'm not sure why
Ever been Beaten up: Only by my sisters
Ever Shoplifted: Yea a looong time ago
How do you want to Die: Content to go
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Greece
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: taller than me
Weight: doesn't matter at all
Best Clothing Style: They look good in it
Number of Drugs I have taken: not many, they scare me
Number of CDs I own: over 200 i think
Number of Piercings: 23 in, 28 total done.
Number of Tattoos: 3 for now
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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Television:

I haven't watched tv in a long time but that TMZ show is addicting.

Books:

Oh the list is long. I'm a slut for a good book. My favorite author is Clive Barker, his words just creep you out and make you melt at the same time. I also enjoy reading Clive Cussler, Robert Jordan, John Grisham, Rita Mae Brown, Laurel K. Hamilton, Heinlien, Fiest, Eddings. Anything that is well written I will read it. I have a thing for real life serial killer books and romance novels, but I swear Im a nice girl ;)

Heroes:

Anybody who can put up with me lol.

My Blog

Our favorite Bartender's film debut "Birthday"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPINj7HU6xE OMFG anyone who I have dragged to Sweethome watch this!!!!...
Posted by Pooh on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:32:00 PST

Updation

After about three weeks and four bottles of uber leak stop, my car is running again!!! YAY. Seriously, if you ever blow a head gasket, just shoot the damn car, it's a lot easier and a lot less painful...
Posted by Pooh on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 07:45:00 PST

Ding Dong Dork

So I have once again come to that place in my life again. The no man's zone of forced abstinence. This time its not from bein picky, its cause there is just no dick within screwing distance. God I ha...
Posted by Pooh on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:10:00 PST

Cuddling

Everyone has heard the saying cuddling is for girls. While in most cases this is true there are some instances where it is ok for a guy to cuddle. Now I dont mean that sissy I just want to be held shi...
Posted by Pooh on Mon, 01 May 2006 07:02:00 PST

2am Cock Shop

Did you ever want a fuck so bad you could scream? Im not talking about a little foolin around on the couch, Im talkin pig sex. You know screamin, clawin, biting, rough and dirty fucking. You want s...
Posted by Pooh on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 02:29:00 PST

Get the Hell out of My Bed

  Ah the One Night Stand. The Hump and Dump. Love Em and Leave Em. Stick it in her Without the Dinner. Once the past time of slimeballs and assholes, this hobby has been experiencing a new wav...
Posted by Pooh on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 05:03:00 PST

A little something I wrote for Uncovered's Feb. issue.

Where Have all the Real Men Gone? About ten years ago a horrible rumor started that changed how men and women acted for the worst. It was so bad that sub-cultures were spawned and television will nev...
Posted by Pooh on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 12:02:00 PST