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Lisa

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About Me

morty got killed i miss morty. i can say more but pretty much everything comes back to is that i just miss morty and i don't understand how he is not coming home.these days i am drama free and things are pretty simple which was really good until i watched morty get killed and now i just dont get it anymore. i have never loved any living thing like that in my life. if this reads like i'm that crazy dog lady then fuck it at this point i am i don't care. ok yeah i think i'm that lady that still talks about her dog and not her husband big whoop i love morty. i have a 6 month old pug now named harold that looks like britney spears when she shaved her head. he has sex with harriett. i have other things to talk about besides my dogs but i dont feel like it sorry

My Interests

morty. quoting famous people on myspace like so many people do. "i have to go to the bathroom" - albert einstein, "what time is it?"- adolf hitler "no!"- jeffrey dahmer "no!" - me "thank you" - jung "please" - kafka "i love you mommy i'm sorry i ran into pch and you watched me get hit by a car fly in the air and my brains fly out of my head and get killed" - morty

I'd like to meet:

i aldready did his name is morty roth 2000-6/21/07 i'd also like to meet whoever can bring morty back to me. i'll do whatever you want. i really don't care. seriously. i will do ANYTHING. i will eat my own hand if you can just give me morty back. i am seriously in love with my dead dog. i'm never going to look at another man again. what's the point?

Music:

i can't listen to music anymore. morty liked every song i liked. except i feel like dying by lil wayne since that came out after he got killed in front of my fucking face

Movies:

B.A.P.S. starring academy award winner (t. for trademarked) Halle Berry.

Television:

FUCK THE HILLS THEY LIED TO ME THEY RUINED MY HOPES AND DREAMS! the only television show that exists: the hills. this is a very important television show.

Books:

1982 Encyclopedia. But not Encyclopedia Brittanica because their fonts are ugly. Dr. Suess, all of it. Star Bellied Sneeches. Please by all means keep any and all forms of poetry out of my face. I hate poetry so much i want it to go to jail.

Heroes:

morty. morty morty morty harriett. myself. wesley willis. dr. suess. non-violent schizophrenics.and beetlejuice.

My Blog

someone really thought i was a crackhead but i'm not one

11/11/04 2:20 pm: APPARENTLY, I LOOK LIKE A CRACKHEAD. i just went to the bagel broker to eat my bagel, like i do every day. since i do this every day, i don't really get "dressed up" to go. most of t...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i seem to have car trouble more often than necessary, but at least it's always interesting

on or about 10/19/04: my car stalled 5 times in the middle of lane 3 in the rain on the 101 tonight at about 7pm rush hour.  i have a portable battery charger.  i had to keep getting out of the car a...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST