Inter-racial porn, Silly Putty, Yo-Yo's, The Bermuda Triangle, Bigfoot, Rootbeer Floats, Pizza, Unicorns, Gnomes, Fancy Tea Parties, Canopy Beds, Ritz Crackers, Pea Soup, lightening bugs, Pillow Fights, Jungle Gyms, Water Slides, trickery, Churros, Strip Clubs,
Tattoos, Big Wheels, Choppers, Slip 'n Slides, Lesbians, Dog Parks, hammocks, buster brown shoes, osh kosh, polaroids, muffins, car phones, solar flares, moon rocks, dust bunnies, spam, toilet plungers, teeth bleaching, self mutilation, rough sex, oragami, apartment hunting, road trips, hubba bubba, Lee Majors, SBD's, big screen TV's, slap fights, vitamins, NASCAR, home renovation, pin the tail on the donkey, double dutch, bum fights, snobbery, mardi gras, business cards, marco polo, spice racks, stamp collecting, drunk girls, wrist rockets, Christman cards, warning lables, hooters, low riders, hangman, long jumping, freeway shooting, beer bongs, calligraphy, celebrity maps, gossip, conference calls, nose picking, haircuts, boobs, bass guitars, the beach, snow days, run-a-way teens, computer viruses, Pepsi cola, Mean Joe Green, Circus Circus, fortune cookies, snakes, kites, pet rocks, spankings, hot sauce, hearing aids, reasoning, The Little Rascals, WWF, Cigar Store Indians, Jewish food, Air Jordans, nipple rings, cartoons, refrigerator magnets, CAP LOCK, nurses, pipe cleaners, Jimmy Carter, slurpees, iPods, news, curse words, licorice whips, cross word puzzles, sleep....
and I'm sure there's a few more things that I've forgotten
I'd like to meet:
freaks and geeks
Glitter Graphics
Music:
bluegrass, oldschool country (waylon is my fucking FAVORITE), skynard woooohoooo! jazz, rap, blues, rock and roll, gregorian chants, and K..art while navigating the maddening streets of LA
Movies:
wild at heart, magdaline sisters, dangerous liasons, klute, hotel rwanda
Television:
curb your enthusiasim, forensic files, msnbc, court tv, cnn, inked, dog the bounty hunter, sopranos, law and order svu...
Books:
lovely bones, great expectations, she's come undone, the color purple, the street, mark twain, catcher in the rye, and oh my god poetry...eliot, blake, auden, sterling brown, robert service, and so much more...
Heroes:
Gary Dinkins...my high school french teacher and Julianne Schlusinger my high school creative writing teacher, ghetto bitch barbie...Bill and Bob.
