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Jess&AnnieHORROR

HERE'S JOHNNY!

About Me

We criticize horror movies! All reviews are done in a separate blog. Yes, our rating system is questionable. Any existing title is available for Spanish translation upon request. Also, we'll willingly review any movie that you'll lend to us.Get your own custom layouts at MySpace Support!

My Interests



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You scored as Back-wood Hick Films. Watch the Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Wrong Turn.

Back-wood Hick Films


92%

Zombie Movies


63%

Zombie Gore Movies


62%

Psycho Thrillers


58%

Ghost Films


46%

Slashers


42%
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Music:

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Movies:

Absolutely any random obscure horror movie. That's what we're here for.

Heroes:

Jack Nicholson, Ed Rendell, and Mark from Roseanne. And this kid named Dress that we took trick or treating.

My Blog

The Happening

Watching The Happening is basically like watching a really morbid version of An Inconvenient Truth. Attention world: Al Gore comissioned M. Night Shamaylan to get his point across. I am really too pis...
Posted by Jess&AnnieHORROR on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:46:00 PST

Sweeney Todd

Amazing, says reviewer Jessica....
Posted by Jess&AnnieHORROR on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 08:09:00 PST

Disturbia

Okay..so Jessica is finally reviewing a movie. Because apparently I'm the only one who thought it was amazing.Beginning:  Pretty much just background info leading to the plot of the movie. P...
Posted by Jess&AnnieHORROR on Sun, 20 May 2007 08:08:00 PST

The 69 Eyes concert: a horror flick chick super special event

Hello boys and ghouls, Annie here. You know what? The 69 Eyes are like in love with the movie The Lost Boys. So I'm gonna review the concert. That makes sense, right?Thursday, June 21 at Mr. Smalls Fu...
Posted by Jess&AnnieHORROR on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:58:00 PST

Dark Ride and Black Christmas coming soon.

Yep. I'm just crazy.
Posted by Jess&AnnieHORROR on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:07:00 PST

Horror Whore Double Feaure Part II: Cape Fear

Beginning: Typical Ending: Sweet Soundtrack: Perfection Antagonist type: .Vengeful/Stalker Body count: FourRobert DeNiro in a scary guy role? No surprises there. To me, this was young DeNiro, because ...
Posted by Jess&AnnieHORROR on Sun, 13 May 2007 04:51:00 PST

Horror Whore Double Feaure Part I: Turistas

Beginning: Engages interest. Ending: ...lame. Soundtrack: n/a Antagonist type: ...Brazilian? Body count: Several.The first thing one might think when watching Turistas is "HEY, this is a total ripoff ...
Posted by Jess&AnnieHORROR on Sun, 13 May 2007 04:25:00 PST

AreYou Scared?

Beginning: Engages interest. Ending: WHOA, didn't see that coming! Oh wait. Yeah I did. Soundtrack: n/a Antagonist type: Infuriating. Body count: 7Are You Scared? No. Not really. I'm not scared of an ...
Posted by Jess&AnnieHORROR on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 04:15:00 PST

Audition

Beginning: Slow. Ending: Oddly sentimental. Soundtrack: Not noticable. Antagonist type: Insane. Body count: One.Ah, the Japanese. We can always depend on them to stretch the limit of rank sickness. Au...
Posted by Jess&AnnieHORROR on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:55:00 PST

Saw III (coming soon)

check back soon!
Posted by Jess&AnnieHORROR on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 04:15:00 PST