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Asian Death

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My name is Jared Hsiu Hon Kwong. I am 25 years old. My dad is Chinese. He's from a small rural town just across the sea from Hong Kong on the Chinese mainland. My mother is from Kona, Hawaii. She's half Japanese and half White. I am the oldest of 5 children in my family. I have one brother and three sisters. I was born Sept 2, 1979. I am 6'1 and weigh 230. Pretty tall for an Asian. I got lucky, that 1/4 White must have given me a boost. I live in boring, lame, nothin to do, stupid P-Town, Utah. There is seriously nothing fun to do here.

My Interests

Skate and Snowboarding, Punk Rock Music, and Eating Chinese Food I got this little ninja fetus in a jar....

I'd like to meet:

Everyone!

Movies:

My favorite movie is "Romeo Must Die" with Jet Li and Russell Wong, but I pretty much like any Kung-Fu movies.

Television:

South Park One Tree Hill Lost

My Blog

End of the Seasons

I hate this time of year.  Snowboard season is over.  My muscles are going to atrophy over the summer and next winter it'll be back to the drawingboard as far as stompin' sick moves.  ...
Posted by Asian Death on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 12:00:00 PST

I want to go back to the playground!

So my company sponsored a city league indoor soccer team.  I thought it would be good for me to get out and get some exercise.  There was a practice game last Saturday to figure out position...
Posted by Asian Death on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 10:03:00 PST

The End is Near

The end is near.  I have lost.  My goal is now out of grasp and my ambition dies with the coming of the new year.  My head grows tired of the mixed signals pulling my mind in ...
Posted by Asian Death on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 12:38:00 PST

What to do?

Why is it that when I get all pissed and stop talking to a girl that she starts calling me all the time and wanting so bad to be my friend again? Somebody explain this to me.  Seriously, what the...
Posted by Asian Death on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 10:55:00 PST

An Update

Here is an update on my progress with my goal to get a girlfriend.  It's simple really. This update is the only kind of date I can get.......Boooo.  I don't know what my problem is.  If...
Posted by Asian Death on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 12:18:00 PST

Dating Poker

This is an update to one of my other blogs.  In my hopeless quest to find a girl who can put up with me, I've failed.  Tomorrow is my 26th birthday.  I was trying to find a girl by then...
Posted by Asian Death on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 04:39:00 PST

Luau 2005

The BYU Luau was super great this year. There was a lot of drama, but in the end, it turned out really good. Matt, Vania, and James did a really good job. Lisa is the greatest. She takes care of t...
Posted by Asian Death on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's Time!

This is going to make me seem really really lame, but I haven't kissed a girl in over 2 years. I guess that is because I haven't dated in about 16 months. See it all started when this girl I was dat...
Posted by Asian Death on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Friends

So I met this girl online, and she makes me smile. I have never heard her voice or seen her face, but everytime I talk to her I feel a lot better. No matter what mood I am in, she can cheer me up. ...
Posted by Asian Death on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Am I wearing a sign?

So I seriously think that I am wearing a sign that says,"Be my friend, but just when You need something from me." Or "Be my friend, not for real, just take advantage of me." Or "I'm a ride slut, be ...
Posted by Asian Death on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST