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Sam da moke

I'm back in the club.

About Me

Okay the life of Sam. This is probably gonna be a pretty short intro since I don't have much to say about myself. Well I was born and raised in a little place we like to call Hilo, Hawaii. So sometimes I try to act like a moke. You can imagine how that works out seeing that I'm a skinny asian kid. Anyways, sometimes I write/say really stupid stuff that doesn't have a point. Actually, most of it doesn't even make sense. I just do it, cause for that split moment it's amusing me. I blame it moslty on the magical elixurs given to me in the past (not sure if you know what I mean, but if you do, then it makes sense). Okay, right now I'm going to school at BYU-Provo. Before this I was in Japan for two years as a missionary for my church. You know, Preaching the Word. .....Well that's not really the best way to describe me. Maybe I should've stopped after I wrote "This is probably gonna be pretty short."

My Interests

dancing, snowboarding, movies, tony roma's all you can eat endless slab, and sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

someone that's like Lana Lang if you know what I mean

Music:

hip-hop, rap, techno, punk, alternative. Mostly anything except not a big fan of country. Fan of NOFX, Hoobastank, Linkin Park, Fort Minor, Chris Brown, Paul Wall, Billy Idol, etc.

Movies:

mallrats, dumb and dumber, zoolander, fight club, napolean dynamite, jay and silent bob strike back, good will hunting, half baked...

Television:

beauty and the geek, real world, mtv, seinfield, smallville....

Books:

I'm from Big Island, we no read books.

My Blog

The Broken iPhone

Okay, it's 1:30am and I'm bored so I'll tell a story of what happened to Koto today.  Since he didn't write about, I figured I would.  So I got back to Hawaii a month ago and ever since then...
Posted by Sam da moke on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:44:00 PST

Macking 101

I'm writing a new blog to show up Koto's Joke of the day.  I was talking to a friend the other day about little things guys do to get test girls and see if they're interested in them.  Here ...
Posted by Sam da moke on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:37:00 PST

the pee underneath the urinal

okay so i've been getting some requests to write a new blog so here it is. Okay so the other day I was in a public bathroom at school and I noticed that there was all this pee on the ground right belo...
Posted by Sam da moke on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 01:46:00 PST

Men are from Mars Women are from Venus

All I have to say is that I'm glad to be a guy and it must suck to be a girl.  There are many aspects of why I think this.  Benefits of being a guy include, but are not limited to:  Bei...
Posted by Sam da moke on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 02:31:00 PST

peeing half-awake

Okay this blog entry is about things we do when we're half awake.  See last night I drank tons of liquids so you could imagine the feeling I got as I woke up in the middle of the night.  At ...
Posted by Sam da moke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Next Big Thing

Okay so some people were a little dissapointed from the last blog since I told them about it earlier, so I decided to take a few minutes and write a new blog.  Seeing that lately I've been writin...
Posted by Sam da moke on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 09:40:00 PST

Spanglish

Okay, so right now I'm working at Gap.  It's not something I'm proud of, but I'm working there anyways.  So I go to work this past Thursday and this 12 year old girl was there with her mom w...
Posted by Sam da moke on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 09:45:00 PST

Paralyzed

One time while I was working I decided to take a nap during my lunch break.  So I got a couple of chairs set up and fell asleep.  I then woke up and realized that I was late for work, so I g...
Posted by Sam da moke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the shocking pen

Hope everyone had a good Monday.  Seeing that I'm currently unemployed, everyday's like a Friday for me.  So in other words, if your working - Sucks to be you. Okay, last semester I won a pe...
Posted by Sam da moke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the backwards alphabets.

You ever catch yourself thinking that there are so many things that you can't do.  Even somewhat easy things aren't so easy after all.  For example in South America everyone eats by using th...
Posted by Sam da moke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST