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About Me

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Its all about being real... Why hide just to be uncovered later? No fronts, no perp'n, no fakeness... this is through and through real... METo realistically sum me up to a "T"... I'm just 6foot 5inches, 270lbs of sarcasm and smart ass comments. Feeding off of peoples stupidity and ignorance, I defy the limits of sarcasm...
Ok... enough of the super hero jive... all in all a fun loving laid back kinda guy. I enjoy a good hype up just as much as the next. Of course I know when my spotlight dims and its back to being me. I have a tendency to be serious only when need be... and even then sometimes I push the limits, but I know when to stop. Life is to short to not make the best of or fun of every moment. Everybody loves a smart ass...
I'm all about cars, art, music and havin a good time...
Always lookin to have a good time, catch a local band or DJ live, a movie, just sit round the house chillin over a good convo, or even go out to the club...
Cars are a major part of my life... I've been raised around them like they were part of the family. The pics on the left explain it all... Like a life timeline through the progression of my dads car...
Art is in my blood, being the son of two very talented artist it was only right for me to inherit the talent. Check me out HERE . Just as my parents, I'll probably never persue anything artistic as a life stylre... I guess it's just a path of expression.
I'm always up for a good convo, so if you're on it too... hit me up some time...

Get at me if you can catch me...
aim- bawh2000
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My Interests

My life in the blink of an eye:

Age 2

Age 11

Age 19

Age 20

Notice a common trend amongst the pics?

I'd like to meet:

Fred Stone, Lenard Woods, Kenny Howard, Bud Anderson, Angelo Mariotti and Merle Baker(pre-vegitablization)

Music:

This is what I'm here for

Its all about music with a message... mostly Hip Hop and R&B
with a few touches of local Rock.

Talib Kweli

Mos Def

Common

The Roots
(Questlove- my favorite member)

Straight Line Stitch

2nd Half

Click here to check out Trigger Point
Trigger Point

Other favorates include: John Legend, 2nd Half, Kindred, Linkin Park, Dilated Peoples, Odious, Trigger Point, Korn, Amel Larrieux, Shenoah, De La Soul, The Alchemist, Jaguar Wright, Musiq, AFI, Robert Randolph,

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, American Grafitti, Napoleon Dynamite, Two Lane Black Top.... and some other cult classics I cant remember

Television:

Is overrated and rots your brain...

Books:

Have lots of pages with words on them.

Heroes:

RIP Ed "Big Daddy" Roth

aka KENNY HOWARD
aka. J.L.BACHS (Joe Lunch Box)

The Real Von Dutch says Don't be fooled by yuppie denim companys posing to be the real thing! Support the man and not a company owned by a Dane and a Frenchman intent on selling his dead skin so they can hang out with Britany Spears!!
(just in case you wondered what the fine print says)

My Blog

Under Pressure

Need a Drink I got a cancer eatin through my brainBarracuda teeth chewin through my veinsI need relief, let me off of my leeshCause if you got the bottle then I'm playin for keepsI'm on fire, Oh ...
Posted by Perfect Jerk on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:10:00 PST

Tip of the tongue

It's fucking cold! I know I live in Ohio, but I'm inside and theres no reason for these fucking bastards not to do anything about it... you wouldn't understand so don't try. On to the...
Posted by Perfect Jerk on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:46:00 PST

I know your kind...

Savior Don't you know meI'm the saviorAnd it's time we discussed behaviorDon't you know meThe messiahAnd it's time we set your soul on fireI'd like to think you're the only one To turn your back on my...
Posted by Perfect Jerk on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 07:37:00 PST

Stitch

Pure Randomness... I guess... maybe... Try to help 2ppl in 1 deal and 5stitches, I see supposed bad feelins a negative eight double O bones and a "thats fucked up"... Nice return huh? Anywho...
Posted by Perfect Jerk on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 05:07:00 PST

Ponderings...

Ponderings... Mad rant... Shea whatever... For starters... it's F'N cold in here! Please turn to page "Drama"... Flatly, if you've got somethin to say about me, open your big mouth in front of ...
Posted by Perfect Jerk on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:49:00 PST

Forgive & Forget

Forgive and forget... How can something that seems so simple be such a difficult subject? So I got a "friends" request on another site from someone today. I gladly accepted... eh she's a homie from a ...
Posted by Perfect Jerk on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 09:24:00 PST

Progress

Moving on and moving up... Things come together with hard work and determination, and just that is happening in the 48's (no more childish names) construction. There won't be much between now a...
Posted by Perfect Jerk on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:38:00 PST

Don't Bother...

Don't bother me... I've made the decision to step aside. With the short comings of associations and the deminishment of communicatioin, I realize that even though I've fallen back in that same previou...
Posted by Perfect Jerk on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:50:00 PST

The Belated...

So, though it's completely unmentionable, I'm roughly about 12hrs late on this one. I didn't forget, but a certain poetic expression inspired me to let this out... There were a lo...
Posted by Perfect Jerk on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:37:00 PST

So Fresh and So Clean...

So I'm gonna do another unthinkable act tomorrow... I don't impress... it's just something I DON'T do anymore. If I'm comfortable, I'm good... Gully? Yea - that'd be me.Eh, so tomorrow I think ...
Posted by Perfect Jerk on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 07:41:00 PST