I AIN'T HOLLYWOOD, I COME FROM THE HOOD.

About Me

"you're just a ball of fun" -chad
"you are a fat white girl, you should be okay." -amelia
"your heart felt good, it was drippin' pitch and made of wood"-andrea
"amelia, you have to teach me how to be flirtatious. i can't ask holly, she'll just tell me to pull down my pants" -leanne
"it's really hard to get in a conflict with you, and stay mad at you, because you're so mellow." -ash
LilMissObscene (3:26:46 AM): you make me want to put on a dress, get drunk and get trashy

My Interests

craigslist missed connections
postsecret.com

I'd like to meet:

someone who will listen to guilty pleasure music with me and spin around in circles. someone to play with in a totally platonic fashion.

Movies:

Television:

old lady movies. documentaries. softcore porn.

Books:

Heroes:

My Blog

hahahahaha

i wrote this while intoxicated. i think it's pretty hilarious. and accurate.ps. i'm, not quite sure why i don't go dancing in boystown every night.Subject well holy drunken hel;li managed to ,looose m...
Posted by I AIN'T HOLLYWOOD, I COME FROM THE HOOD. on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:15:00 PST

Journey To The End Of The Night Chicagø

a friend/classmate of mine is organizing a "game" through the city of chicago on april 19th (this saturday). the website can explain it better than i can, but amelia and i will be part of it as checkp...
Posted by I AIN'T HOLLYWOOD, I COME FROM THE HOOD. on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:20:00 PST

I HAVE FOUND THE NEW GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH

LUMALoyola University Museum of Art820 North Michigan Avenue, Chicago, IL 60611Andy Warhol's Silver Clouds February 16 - April 27, 2008 Warhol created an environment that included one room filled with...
Posted by I AIN'T HOLLYWOOD, I COME FROM THE HOOD. on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:36:00 PST

ive found myself in dog form.

i want a dog real bad. so occasionally i will browse through them, even though we can't have one in this apartment. Bailey Hi! My name is Bailey, I am a 2 yr. old female,...
Posted by I AIN'T HOLLYWOOD, I COME FROM THE HOOD. on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 04:05:00 PST

I HAVE FOUND THE GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH

and its at the Museum of Contempory Art, downtown Chicago. Vito Acconci's Convertible Clam Shelter. you just take your shoes off, and climb in. Talia and i napped in it for about a half hou...
Posted by I AIN'T HOLLYWOOD, I COME FROM THE HOOD. on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 06:32:00 PST

Snuffleupagus.

My score on The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test:Snuffleupagus(You scored 52% Organization, 61% abstract, and 44% extroverted!) This test measured 3 variables. First, this test measured how organized y...
Posted by I AIN'T HOLLYWOOD, I COME FROM THE HOOD. on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:44:00 PST

<3

Posted by I AIN'T HOLLYWOOD, I COME FROM THE HOOD. on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:59:00 PST

hey look! they made me in toy form.

i will have them all. especially the clear one....
Posted by I AIN'T HOLLYWOOD, I COME FROM THE HOOD. on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:50:00 PST

shh

shh
Posted by I AIN'T HOLLYWOOD, I COME FROM THE HOOD. on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:24:00 PST