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Carrie Cruel

First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

About Me

"Its a Bruce Campbell thing.
You wouldn't understand."
"You might come to find that being bad can be quite satisfying, and that being good can sometimes be pointless."
"Can you give me a rational explanation for why Scorpio is the most hated and feared sign of the zodiac?
When I tell someone I'm a member of that tribe, the usual reaction is along the lines of 'Ooohhh, a Scorpio,' in the same way someone would say 'Ooohhh, a horribly disfigured, compulsively evil, sexually deviant sideshow freak."
My Current Theme Song
Black Market Baby-Tom Waits
She lives in a house That's way back off the road There's a man with a lantern And he carries her soul A coal stove and a bed A skillet and a hound She drove a camel through A needle In this sinking board walk town
She's my Black Market Baby She's my Black Market Baby She's a diamond that Wants to stay coal Wants to stay coal
I swang out wide with her On hells iron gate Anything that you wanted You could have My eyes say their prayers to her Sailors ring her bell Like a moth mistakes a light bulb For the moon and goes to hell
She's my Black Market Baby She's my Black Market Baby She's a diamond that Wants to stay coal Wants to stay coal
There's no prayer like desire There's amnesia in her kiss She's a swan and a pistol And she will follow you like this In Moverly, Missouri at the Iroquois Hotel She checked in with the President And she ran up quite a Bill
She's whiskey in a teacup She gives blondes a lousy name She's a Bonzai Aphrodite And a ticket back to Spain She's a hard way to go And there ain't no way To stop Every time you play the red The black is coming up
She's my Black Market baby She's my Black Market baby She's a diamond that Wants to stay coal Wants to stay coal


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My Interests

HillBilly Music, Knights Templar, Conspiracy Theories, Boxing, Archives, Jack the Ripper, Religious Studies, Books, Live Music, Elvis, Resurrection Men, Human Oddities, Singing Cowboys, Tattoos, Comparative Folklore, Human Skulls, History of Organized Crime, Creepy Things, Drinking with pals, HonkyTonkin, Cryptozoology, Medical History, Dancing, My Family....

I'd like to meet:

David Allen Coe

Jim Marrs

Kinky Friedman

Music:


Elvis Presley

Johnny Cash

Hank Williams

Nearly all old timey country, bluegrass, western swing, rockabilly, crooners, jump blues, ska, and punk. Also: Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, Los Infernos, Nick Cave, The Bay City Rollers, The Upper Crust, Huey Lewis, The Turbo ACs, Cyndi Lauper, Cock Sparrer and the Pogues.

Movies:


The Thin Man

Bubba Ho-Tep

To Have and Have Not
The Big Sleep, Beetlejuice, Rio Bravo, King Creole, Reservoir Dogs, 300, Some Kind of Wonderful, Say Anything, Young Frankenstein, Chinatown, The Boondock Saints, Army of Darkness, Ravenous, Gangs of New York, Road House, Princess Bride, One Crazy Summer, movies with Robert Mitchum in them,

(Mmmmmmm,Mitchum)

and every horror movie
ever made.

Television:

The local news in the morning before work. Re-runs of Law and Order, SVU, and Criminal Intent. I also watch Bruce Campbell's new show and Dexter, of course.

Books:

I like books better than I like most people. I'll read pretty much anything I can get my hands on (history, biography, fiction, etc) except romance novels or other things of that sort of useless ilk.

Heroes:

My father

Johnny Cash

St. John the Baptist