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♥Oh, lookie kiddoes... I updated it. No more Swedish firemen! ♥
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Please don't be rude- please message me before asking to be my friend!
I've been thinking 'bout Gabrielle Solis and all the desperate housewives. I've been thinking 'bout Mike Delfino and his gun. I've been drawing patterns in my mind, but I can't fall asleep. I've been counting all the sheep there is to count.
No, I can't fall asleep, that's why I'm here with you tonight. Can you lend me a DVD box or sing me a lullaby?
Hello Mrs. Van De Kamp did you clean the whole kitchen and drink all the wine? Hello Saferide, can you give me a safe ride back to sleep? Cause I wanna OD on DH. I wanna OD on DH. Let me overdose on DH with you.
I've been trying to kill the pain by watching make-believe people's fake disasters. And think if I'd been Elaine this misery'd been followed by studio laughter. I've been looking so hard for someone who could love me like Will loves Grace, but they say “It's not like on your flat screen TVâ€. It's gotta be like on my flat screen TV.
I've seen you around I can tell that you're just like me. You'd rather watch reruns than deal with the bad spin-off called life. I’ll put the kettle on. Let’s not speak, talk ruins every conversation. I’ve downloaded Dexter. Come, there’s room next to me.
Hello Mr Sipowicz, 'ginning to understand why you act like you do. Hello Pablo, I got this vision we can dance to. I need to OD on NYPD. I need to OD on NYPD. Let's overdose on NYPD when we're blue.
There's a lot of things you dont know about me, and lot that you do. I think that I'm pretty dull, but most people would probably describe me (depending on what they think of me) as merely slightly eccentric (if they like me) or truly fucked up (if they don't). I generally don't give a shit, unless I like you, and then I maybe care too much, as I like to give my friends the best of everything.
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Why Tinkerbell? It started off as a bit of an obsession when I was little, and... well...it stuck. I seem to remember it being something to do with jumping off kitchen rooves(anyone correct me on that?)In reality, though, I'm more like a Fairy Heffalump with a manic laugh (though Jess would tell you I'm an absolute Princess..)
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I like strange sweets with unpronounceable names that (apparently) taste like uric acid, salamiak flying saucers, marshmallow cars, lingonberry juice and tea! Tea is great- I couldn't live without that, yorkshire pudding and gravy...
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My favourite drinks in the world are Gammel Dansk and Choco milk- normally on their own, but as they mix together to make a fantastic tasting chocolate cough medicine, I really don't mind if you do when I'm ill. Alternatively, Mathilde and Vanilla Vodka make make my FAVOURITE drink in the world. Ever. Contrary to popular myth (spread by strange men with hair straightener obsessions) I really don't drink that much Absinthe any more(*ahem* Repeat after me: Absinthe is no longer my friend).
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If you want to be a character in my (as-yet-unwritten) novel, then I guess I should count people watching as a hobby. Drinking FAR too much Gammel Dansk, Kopparbergs and Tyrkisk Peber drink in Nordic has also occupied much of my time lately. Oh, and travelling around Scandinavia (and hopefully a lot more trips to Hamburg too) and, y'know, stuff... I'm not sure where I'm at when I'm at home, never mind when I'm not. Keep me away from all alcohol, starting...now! I need a phone with a beath-tester on it...
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Occasionally I might even write in my blog (if youre lucky), which, pretentiously, was once called a "...statement of intent by an out of control Barbie doll..." (errrrrr..?) Personally, I like to think that its more of a mess than that. More incidental. More chaotic. Just the way we like it...
Jelly Beans, Jelly Babies and 69 Tragic Love Songs...
If you're into Danish Music, you might also be interested in my(burgeoning)niche side-project that's threatening to turn into something of a behemouth(Hm...in my mind, at least, although the figures looks good- it's a good way to try out a few marketing ideas)...
Pastries, Pepper and Canals...
Pastries, Pepper and Canals... on Myspace