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Lazlow

It's better to be king for a night than a shmuck for a lifetime.

About Me

Comedian/Actor/Writer http://www.youtube.com/lazlow28Myspace Layout Stealer

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Me from the future.

Music:

Everything but country

Movies:

Not yet

Television:

Tonight show and Comedy Central

Books:

Buy the book

Heroes:

Joe O'brien and the 343

My Blog

America

Please remove the hypocrisy of your radical theocracy from my democracy. Thanks.
Posted by Lazlow on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:01:00 PST

Love

I never knew what love was until my daughter was born.
Posted by Lazlow on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:55:00 PST

A piece of corn

Writing comedy is like searching through a mountain of shit to find a piece of corn. In this business of show you must be that piece of corn or it will chew you up and shit you out. Be undigestable a...
Posted by Lazlow on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:48:00 PST

perpetual suck theory

No matter what your art may be you will only get better if you grow by taking chances on something new. If you look at anything you did a few years ago you'll say 'God I sucked.' Why did anyone ever e...
Posted by Lazlow on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:46:00 PST