I'd like to meet:
The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Brad Nowell, Martin Luther King, the jerkoff who writes the script for Lost, The Rolling Stones, Kevin Bacon (although I already feel as though we're strangely connected), the Founding Fathers of our country to find out if they really meant what I think they meant (know what I mean?), the Geico gecko, Jim Morrison, Kevin Spacey, Kenny Loggins (I have to stop here and go kick my own ass for that last one)