huh where to start. ok, after living so many years i realized that people loved to be told lies. not just any old lies, but some big old lies. i also learned that people hate to be told the truth, especially if it has anything to do with them.
about me u say: well i am a very active 8'9 person, i loved to play hide N seek. my friends call me "the jello" since my name rhymes with it. back to the topic, i have 1000 girlfriends and i love to drive especially the part where i get to park in handicap parking and then get a ticket that i end up slamming on to the cops face after am done kicking his azz. i dress better than henry for those who dont know henry he is big, bold, and ugly fellow ;D. I am a security officer by day and superhero by night. yes i am a very interesting person, an open yet close person. i love to work with people but that doesn't mean i like people. infact i hate people and i hate anyone who says "am a people person" because they're phonies and thas what my friend holden would have said. i got a full scholarship to harvard but hey who wants to go to europe right???? thas where all the broken people live (broken = not straight) - - - - therefore gays.
i like to give and not get. if u like me call me and maybe i can make u a friend. By the way did i mention i hate getting calls from strangers........ goddam strangers.... go to HELL with the rest of u're kind.
PS. NoNE of THE ABOVE IS TRUE.
but i bet i made ya laugh :D. MyGen Profile Generator
