About Me
DISCLAIMER :
This
webpage and the affiliate this webpage
represents if not for the weak minded or
easily offended.
Please approach with an open mind, strong
stomach and hunger for the truth.
None of the views and thoughts expressed on
this webpage reflect any opinions of
MySpace.com employees or anybody else, except
for Miss Ready.
If you don't like it .. good. Fuck you
too.
im the
girl
your parents warned you
about.
I'm not
going to sit here and twist your mind into
pretzels then dip it into bullshit of
somebody that I might or might not be, it's
pointless. I'm going to be straight with you
I don't know shit about myself and I don't
really give a fuck either. All I know is that
I'm head over heels in love with hip hop,
infatuated with money, addicted to nice
things, it makes me happy to make other
people happy and it makes me even happier to
piss people off that made me mad first.
I'm young, ready and I still don't
give a fuck.
How to
tell if it's me or an imposter
:
You can
find me wearing gear that says READY.
[that's promotion for yo ass]
You can find me with two inch white gold
hoops in my ears and a diamond pinky ring at
any given time of day.
You can find me constantly bumping loud ass
hip hop music and rapping along to every
word.
You can find me with a bottle of Grey Goose
at a party that I'll most likely take to the
neck and charge $3 a swig for everyone
else.
You can find me parking Morgan [my BMW]
diagonal in a parking spot 'cause I can't
park for shit.
You can find me with Schmoot(That's Sara for yall who aint in the know).
You can find me in Guess.
You can find me up at 102.5 gettin' my almost* grown woman
on.
You can find me in da club with a bottle full
of bub.
You can find me on my cell phone at all
times.
You can find me whyllin out on some bitches
in traffic.
You can find me acting an ass.
You can find me being classy.
You can find me walking hella fast on my way
to nowhere.
You can find me stuck in a deep
thought.
You can find me wherever I'm at, that you are
at also.
MY MOM
SAYS I HANG OUT WITH A BAD CROWD..
..I TRIED TO TELL HER I AM THE BAD
CROWD
©Ready 1986 til Infinity
When I
was little my friend's parents would tell
them not to hang out with me cause I was a
bad influence.. which I was. I'd steal your
shoes and sell them back to you. I'm good.
Now I'm grown up and becoming more
unstoppable day to day. I live fast and most
of you can't keep up.
So keep hating, you
bitches ..
Wisdom
begins in wonder.
WHAT we are never changes, WHO we
are never stops changing
therefore the knowing of self is endless.
The matrix is only complete for one moment at
a time
so if I change my mind, I have every right
to.
Life changes all the time because we're all
the same in that
we never stop changing.
Change is the only thing that stays the
same.
BEHIND
THE MUSIC
Behind the music, inside of the speaker,
through the wire and in front of the
microphone sits Miss Ready.
I'm the one
who gets you through your work day. I'm the
one who plays the music you want to hear.
..but it wasn't always smiles, jokes and
words of encouragement.
I grew up in the high class suburbs with a
'leave it to beaver' family. My parents are
rich, my brother excelled in school and
sports, then there was me. I had to live up
to all of that and that was hard when I felt
like my parents weren't really on my side and
didn't care about me. I did it all anyways,
from kung-fu to gymnastics to tap dance to
cheerleading but still something inside of me
was yearning for more.
As soon as I hit the young age of 13, I began
to rebel. I was hanging out with older kids,
participating in gang activity and began
peddling in drugs. I would run away from
home for weeks at a time on a search to find
who I was through non-stop partying and
getting money.
To be honest with you, those were some fun
ass days even though I knew I wasn't going
anywhere except on to the next day but at
that point, that's all I could see in my
future.
I ended up getting kicked out of 5 different
high schools, getting put on probation 4
times, being put into juvy, losing lots of
friends and losing the respect of the only
people who were truly there for me my whole
life .. my family.
I can't even count on my hands how many times
I was face to face with God contemplating my
existence.
It took me about 4 and a half years to
realize that the life I was leading was
getting me nowhere and as soon as I got out
of juvy, served out my house arrest and
probation from that case, I swore I'd change
my life for the better and begin to lead by
example.
Would I take it all back an re-do my teenage
years if I could? Fuck no.
It sculpted me
into who I am today.
It's been a little over a year now since all
of that and look at me now.
I may have a rough exterior, look like a porn
star, act goofy and sometimes hella weird,
speak like a drunk pirate but the truth of it
all is, I'm just as ambitious as any 'nerd'
that stays at home all day studying .. the
only difference is that I'm a libra so I can
balance my wild side out with my dorky one.
To give you a little insight about me -
I'm an up and coming radio personality first
starting out hosting my own show at KNOZ-LP
96.5 for 8 months in Sacramento with my
afternoon show that came on Monday through
Friday 10am-2pm. After 3 years of being
affiliated with the (916) Hip Hop Magazine
and KNOZ, it was time to fly out of the nest.
This summer I'll be interning for KSFM 102.5
to further expand my knowledge of radio,
plus, I'll get to work with the top
personalities in Sac! How blessed am I?!
Since I was 16 I've been a journalist for the
916 and Yay Area Magazines so if you think
you're tight and you want your CD reviewed by
someone who's going to be real with you,
holla!
Also, make sure to keep your eyes peeled
for my men and women's clothing line "Ready
Squad" so that way when you see it, you'll
know who the mastermind behind that creation
was.
I feel extremely blessed that at
such a young age I already know what I want
to do with my life and on top of that I am
going for it.
Thank you so much to my myspace friends for
being interested in what I'm doing and being
apart of the evolution of my Ready
empire.
Big things are going to be
happening in 2006 so make sure you keep an
eye out for it all right here at
myspace.com/miss ready!
To all my people out there SERIOUSLY pursuing
their dreams, big-ups to you!
Remember that all it takes is mind power.
Nobody can hold you back unless you let
them.
"You
can pick your friends, you can pick your
nose, but you can't pick your friend's
nose."
- My Grandma
F U N
F A C T S:
i'm always
feeling myself.
i ate chapstick when i was little.
i'm a lefty.
i used to really like the spice girls.
i still play my super nintendo.
lloyd banks has a #1 fan .. and i find
that absolutely hilarious.
i wish i had a twin sister, we'd be fine as
fuck.
i used to watch dr. quinn medicine woman,
every saturday night.
whenever i take a shit, i'm on the phone.
im known to listen to the same song over and
over and over and over again.
i can't sing for shit.
..but i do anyways.
i'm a mcchicken assassin.
i'm really an albino jamaican.
i don't understand how people can say 'no' to
otter pops.
i'm a crest kid.
it's an inny.
i go sky diving.
i feel cool when i wear hats.
i'm disgusted by iced tea .. unless it has
alcohol in it.
i'm never going to get a tattoo unless
yukmouth asks me to be in the regime.
when i was little, i cracked my head open and
had to get staples.
When
I'm bored, I don't kill time. I take pictures
of it.
All
rebels are ass holes,
but few assholes are
truly REBELS.
Not to
worry, this species is not carniverous.
This, my friends, is what you call an herbavore.
All their smiles are just jealousy in
disguise
life is only how you imagine
it.
none of this is real.
how can we be sure when we only see it
through our own eyes?
nothing amongst human relations is fact, just
dead hopes
brought to life by wishes.
are you living in a lie?
PAY ATTENTION
FOCUS.
He who
has no imagination has no wings. -[Muhammad
Ali]
MIS·DI·REC·TION
what the
eyes see and ears hear, the mind wants you to
believe
