i'm a sarcastic asshole with a heart of gold. i can abide stupidity, but not ignorance. i'm a bipolar underachiever with delusions of intellectual elitism. i love to laugh out loud & don't care who hears or mocks me. i try to live by the motto instilled in me by my dad: do good, work hard, have fun. i have a tendency to make fun of people, but only those who deserve it. i can't stand anyone picking on those who are helpless, but if they aren't helpless, they're fair fucking game. i have an easier time telling someone i love them than calling them a friend, and therefore can count my friends on one hand. i am the most loyal bitch you'll ever meet, once i feel you deserve it.
in other news, i'm finishing my b.a. in history (good lord get it over with already), so i can one day get another b.a., m.a. & phd in asian language & culture with an emphasis in mandarin chinese. y'know, not that i have high aspirations or anything. one day, when i grow up, i want to be the world's leading authority on late nineteenth/early twentieth century chinese political thought. no, really. forty years from now i want poor college students to quote me in their term papers, damnit. like i said, delusions of intellectual elitism. i can't help it.
i don't pimp my myspace, i pimp my lj.
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the function of the historian is neither to love the past nor to emancipate himself from the past, but to master and understand it as the key to the understanding of the present
--e.h. carr
