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Victoria

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About Me

I'm a 22 year old recent University of Missouri alumna who is attending UMKC for my master's degree. Later, I am also going to get my Ph.D. in counseling psychology with an emphasis on relationship problems and sex problems. I am lucky enough to have been in love with my soulmate and my best friend for over four years now, and we are expecting our first child in June! I also have great family, great friends, and my health. What else could someone ask for? :) My favorite thing to do is to just chill. I hate people who lie (because I can't do it myself and I hate not being able to trust people), people who talk during movies both in the movie theatre and in the privacy of my own home, being in places with people that smoke, AND the sound of styrofoam.

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My Interests

dancing, kickboxing, movies, music, sleeping, intelligent conversation, drawing, Cards baseball, bowling, swimming, winning $$$ at casinos, dispensing advice about relationship problems, and cuddling with my man

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Janet Jackson and Lucille Ball (if she was still alive).
Name: Victoria Lynn Joyce
Birthdate: June 19, 1984
Birthplace: St. Charles, Missouri
Current Location: Kansas City, Missouri
Eye Color: Brown with green rings around them
Hair Color: Brownish
Height: 5'9"
Weight: dropping since I had my baby and I am breastfeeding
Piercings: Two..never any more
Tatoos: NEVER
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Timothy James Fry
Overused Phraze: "Yeah, laugh it up Chuckles."
FAVORITES
Food: lots, I'm mostly Irish and German..we like to eat.
Candy: anything chocolate and caramel together
Number: 47..I don't know why
Color: silver, red, and blue
Animal: dogs and puppies
Drink: juice, milk, and water are all I drink
Alcohol Drink: screwdrivers and Tim's pink lemonades, but I obviously don't drink them anymore since I am breastfeeding my son
Bagel: apple cinnamon raisin
Letter: V of course
Body Part on Opposite sex: eyes and arms
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon as a fruit, strawberry as flavoring
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog, especially since I am allergic to cats
Rap or Punk: Rap
Summer or Winter: Fall
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny Movies
Love or Money: Love, but money helps
YOUR...
Bedtime: around 11 pm
Most Missed Memory: My baby girl Maggie
Best phyiscal feature: I've been told my boobs
First Thought Waking Up: I don't want to be awake
Goal for this year: to maintain my composure and be a great mom
Best Friends: Tim, Chantal Beck, Ashley Atterberry, Nicole Grzeskowiak, Melanie Rosenburg, Jennifer Flake, Jackie Survant, Catherine Nwora
Weakness: People in pain
Fears: From most crippling to least: Losing my son, not being a good mom, Not succeeding in the highest level possible, tornadoes, spiders, needles
Heritage: Irish, German, Scottish, British, Native American
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Of course
Ever Smoked: No
Pot: No
Ever been Drunk: Of Course
Ever been beaten up: Nobody would ever try to beat me up
Ever beaten someone up: No
Ever Shoplifted: A pack of gum from the concesssion stand when I was a kid and Mom was in charge of it
Ever Skinny Dipped: Many times
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: of course
Been Dumped Lately: never been dumped
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: anything that is not brown, because brown is kind of boring
Favorite Hair Color: Well, it's normally brown, but I'm dating a blonde..
Short or Long: short hair, I'm assuming
Height: taller than me..Tim is 5'11"
Style: yuppie
Looks or Personality: personality, because I wouldn't want someone hotter than me
Hot or Cute cute, again, because I wouldn't want someone hotter than me
Drugs and Alcohol: alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: muscular, because skinny boys are funny to look at
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: quite a few
What country do you want to Visit: everywhere
How do you want to Die: after having sex
Been to the Mall Lately: it's been awhile..I don't really shop
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, just not when they turn tornadic
Get along with your Parents: very well
Health Freak: not at all
Do you think your Attractive: yes, I'm alright
Believe in Yourself: most of the time
Want to go to College: I'm a graduate student
Do you Smoke: never
Do you Drink: not since I found out I was pregnant
Shower Daily: of course, I'm not gross
Been in Love: am right now
Do you Sing: not well
Want to get Married: yeah, but I'm in no hurry
Do you want Children: again, I have a son
Have your future kids names planned out: yes, Noah Christopher and Ella Irene
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: lost it at age 18
Hate anyone: my biological grandfather

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Music:

Pretty much everything except for country, 80's hair bands, and hard metal.
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Movies:

Too many to name

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Nip/Tuck, Family Guy, American Dad, and My Boys

Books:

biographies, romance novels, mysteries, and non-fiction sex and relationship therapy books

Heroes:

Every female in my family because I have some hard bitches as kin...

My Blog

Being a mom...

    I absolutely love my son.  Even when he is screaming his head off at 3:00 in the morning with no reason.  But I have never been so to-the-bone exhausted.  But he is f...
Posted by Victoria on Sun, 20 May 2007 04:55:00 PST

I've read them all before, but they are still hilarious...random Chuck Norris facts

Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order a...
Posted by Victoria on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 03:37:00 PST

Starvation for Sanjaya

Like many of you, I have been baffled by this idiotic woman who decided to starve herself until Sanjaya Malakar is voted off of American Idol.  Obviously, this woman is not starving herself over ...
Posted by Victoria on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:09:00 PST

99% of people that you will meet in college..so true

THE CLOSET ACTIVIST TCA can find something racial or discriminating in everything. Unlike activist annie, TCA doesn't have the courage to stand for what they believe, in front of large crowds. Resembl...
Posted by Victoria on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 10:22:00 PST

99% of people that you will meet in college..so true

THE CLOSET ACTIVIST TCA can find something racial or discriminating in everything. Unlike activist annie, TCA doesn't have the courage to stand for what they believe, in front of large crowds. Resembl...
Posted by Victoria on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 10:24:00 PST

Blah

Haven't been feeling that well lately.  You know what I miss most about the east side of the state?  Besides saying soda and saying "highway" in front of the number and not after...I miss th...
Posted by Victoria on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:55:00 PST

I have been having way too many sex dreams lately..

So, I need to stop having all of these sex dreams.  Especially since they are hardly ever about the man I love and all about the man I have "loved" for nine years.  Timberlake and I have a s...
Posted by Victoria on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 01:13:00 PST

Dreams...just dreams..

You know what sounds like a great day?  A Wentworth Miller/Justin Timberlake/Channing Tatum sandwich...With me as the meat..or the peanut butter..or jelly..I don't care what...I just want to hit ...
Posted by Victoria on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 07:39:00 PST

I got this off of another...waiting for Tim to get off his ass

Fill this out about your FRESHMEN year of high school !! The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be........1. Who were your best friend(s)?Chantal Beck, and still is one of my best fr...
Posted by Victoria on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 12:14:00 PST

In the library

I already have a blog at www.livejournal.com, but I thought I would at least post something.  I'm in the library right now waiting for my next class and instead of being productive, I'm doing thi...
Posted by Victoria on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 07:58:00 PST