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DILLONOPOLOUS~!™

I’m just skin covering coffee, and some real nervous teeth…” - Bill Hicks

About Me

i'm 30ish years old. i was awarded a bachelors degree in communications right after my desire to do communications had been killed by New York State's SUNY system. i lived in hollywood for a hot minute where i basically hung out with friends, stood in the background on a tv show and watched comedy shows on my time off. i moved back to WNY in 2000 and went on to design multimedia for a xerox'd photocopy of dying corporate giant until i was unceremoniously downsized. Currently i manage a team of soothsayers who read people their financial futures over the tele-phone on a psychic bank hotline. you'd like me, i'm positive.
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

shut-ins, the bedridden, nerds, lame-o's, dorks, prisoners, debutantes, clergy, political hacks, others who survived the orphanage fire, people who used to work at Chi Chi's, cyber creeps, the ugly, stoned slackers, the broken hearted, asthmatics, fuck-faces, pretty girls, jerks, myspace whores, and people who would like to meet me. and also the iron sheik.------------------------------------------------------ -----------

Music:

Pop Will Eat Itself, James, The Lemonheads, VileEvils, The Replacements, The Pixies, MC Chris, MF DOOM, Public Enemy, Depeche Mode, The Lowest of the Low, Sloan, Inspiral Carpets, De La Soul, Tribe Called Quest, Gang Starr, Boogie Down Productions, Del The Funky Homosapien, Elvis Costello, The Tragically Hip, MC Paul Barman, Possum Dixon, Ed Twilly & The Creepers, SNMNMNM, 54-40, Modest Mouse, blur, Talib Kweli, The Roots, EPMD, 13 Engines, hayden, The Killjoys, Beastie Boys, Deltron 3030, Prince Paul, Letters to Cleo, NOFX, Buck-O-Nine, NWA, Murs, Cannibal Ox, Danger Mouse, Jay-Z, 3rd Bass, Mos Def, Jurassic 5, Ron Hawkins and The Rusty Nails, Information Society, The Pharcyde, The Cure, New Order, Less Than Jake, Anthrax, Kid-N-Play, Fountains of Wayne, I Mother Earth, Might Mighty Bosstones, Spirit of the West , Digable Planets, The Smoking Popes, Wilco, Lifter, The Flaming Lips, They Might Be Giants, Kasabian, Alphaville, The New Pornographers, the Smiths, The Stone Roses, New Order, The Clash, Electronic, The Soup Dragons, The Talking Heads, Dinosaur Jr

Movies:

Planes Tains and Automobiles, Weird Science, Oceans 11, Coupon: The Movie, Wrestling with Shadows, My Dinner with Melvin, Lost in Translation, Run Ronnie Run, Run Lola Run, Tougher Than Leather, The Matrix, Star Wars Trilogy, The Breakfast Club, Tommy Tricker and the Stamp Travellers, Dancing on the Moon, Goonies, Office Space, Depeche Mode 101, Ice Pirates, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Donnie Darko

Television:

Da Ali G Show, Mr. Show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Daily Show, Arrested Development, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Ask The Pastor, Alias, 24, Night After Night with Allan Havey, Tommy Sledge PI, The Higgins Boys and Gruber, Short Attention Span Theatre, Entorage, Real Time with Bill Maher, Yo! MTV Raps, Sealab 2021, Harvey Birdman, The Surreal Life, Tom Goes to the Mayor, The Colbert Report, Too Close for Comfort

Books:

Breakfast of Champions, Timequake, On the Road, What Makes Sammy Run?, A Man Without a Country, Genesis Revisited

Heroes:

Jesus, Bill Hicks, Bob Odenkirk, My Dad, Chuck D, Kurt Angle
You Are Scooter
Brainy and knowledgable, you are the perfect sidekick.
You're always willing to lend a helping hand.
In any big event or party, you're the one who keeps things going.
"15 seconds to showtime!" The Muppet Personality Test

My Blog

causin' Hocus Pocus like my man Kurt Vonnegut

NEW YORK  Kurt Vonnegut, the satirical novelist who captured the absurdity of war and questioned the advances of science in darkly humorous works such as "Slaughterhouse-Five" and "Cat's Cr...
Posted by DILLONOPOLOUS~!™ on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:29:00 PST

Wedding Bells?

Weddings 07Click here to check out some pics from my trip to Matt and Carol's Wedding in North Carolina this weekend....
Posted by DILLONOPOLOUS~!™ on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:38:00 PST

born of frustration

JAMES IS BACK~! ...
Posted by DILLONOPOLOUS~!™ on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:24:00 PST

jagshemash~!

movie film borat Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan is TRULY GREAT. you will like, or i execute. after seeing movie film, joanna and i had dinner at HONEST ...
Posted by DILLONOPOLOUS~!™ on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 05:55:00 PST

glued to the youtube whatcha gunna do dude

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fzJEqcHvNsthe clip i posted to YouTube of Jello Biafra on Oprah has been viewed 7,500 times already. I dont have a way yet to digitize my old videos yet on my imac- bu...
Posted by DILLONOPOLOUS~!™ on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:21:00 PST

fun with isight

here is how i spent my saturday night, hopped up on coffee laughing my ass off taking pictues with 2 hilarious friends:        &nbs p;    &nb...
Posted by DILLONOPOLOUS~!™ on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 11:05:00 PST

i love you apple

my imac arrived today, one day early even- after travelling from china, to alaska, to indiana, to rochester then to my home in a little under 4 days time. all by mule no less (free shipping, what do ...
Posted by DILLONOPOLOUS~!™ on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:02:00 PST

Borat is Coming~! You Like~!

What I predict to be the greatest movie ever in the cinema history, U.S. and A will be in movie house near your come November. Videos by vMix Member:BoratVideos by vMix Member:BoratVideos by vMix Mem...
Posted by DILLONOPOLOUS~!™ on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 08:44:00 PST

Suck it Windows!

i just purchased my first apple computer- the new mammoth 24" imac- after having several dreams about it over the course of the last week. last night's dream involved a visit from the Ghost of Comput...
Posted by DILLONOPOLOUS~!™ on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 10:08:00 PST

An Inconvenient Douche

here are some more precious gems i found digging through old vhs tapes.watch as jello biafra of dead kennedys fame, goes off on Tipper~! from a 1990ish episode of Oprah~!.. width="425" height="350">.....
Posted by DILLONOPOLOUS~!™ on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:12:00 PST