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Tim Crippler Vs Randall Wanker

Rock n Roll Juggernaut

About Me

Bassist/Singer for The Cripplers.check us out here on myspace.if interested,i believe we still have some LP's & possibly a few cds from our 2000-2001 Dionysus Records release for sale as well as t-shirts. I also play bass for Long John Thomas & The Duffs & play bass/sing for the Copulators.And....i also sing & play guitar for CHIEF.yah,i stay busy!i'm also a barber at the world's coolest barber shop...American Classic Barber shop.i like triumph motorcycles,666,whiskey,collecting weird stuff & being a general lush. ..

My Interests

Accept-I'm A Rebel --- ---- Sweet- Teenage Rampage------- ---Suzi Quatro - 48 Crash------- ----The Dictators - Search & Destroy ----- ----The Spits - Let Us Play Your Party----Anything Horror.Anything Zombie.ZOMBIE!ZOMBIE!ZOMBIE!!! Jap Anime,Tattoos,70's punk rock,old trucker country & older railroad country (jimmie rodgers),rockabilly,surf,some 80's metal,some 80's punk,some modern garage punk or basically anything off of rip off records,in the red,sympathy for the record industry,estrus,voodoo rythym,junk,crypt & my bands 1st full length release,dionysus.other than that,being very eccentric and a total confusion to everyone & anything i come within contact with.

I'd like to meet:

Adrian Street(ex pro wrestling legend,glam rock star ass kicker) I adopted a cute lil' baby jesus fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!.

Music:

THE CRIPPLERS!!! LONG JOHN THOMAS AND THE DUFFS!!!dead boys,kill allen wrench,johnny thunders & the heartbreakers,pistols,the stallions,butt trumpet,999,the lurkers,new york dolls,sweet,hollywood brats,pork dukes,billy childish,zeke,the dwarves,loudmouths,the avengers,chelsea,gbh,buzzcocks,the dickies,eater,slaughter & the dogs,the revillos,the rezillos,the spits,radiators from space,the real kids,deadbolt,the saints,toy dolls,cramps,teengenerate,blackbators,hail mary's(stl),revelators,guitar wolf,nine pound hammer,raunch hands,no talents,the vibrators,xray spex,slim whitman,buzz martin,woody guthrie,hank williams,jimmie rodgers,ben colder,don bowman,elvis,stringbean,dee mullins,tex ritter,jon wayne,tex edwards,wanda jackson,buck owens,dave dudley,demented are go,los marauders,grampa jones,The Shemps,the holograms,the dollyrots,dirty sweets,hot damn!the bobbyteens,motorhead,the evaporators etc,etc,etc

Movies:

anything horror....good horror... ..house of 1000 corpses,the dead next door,severed,the dead pit,suspiria,gone bad pt. 1 & 2,wild zero,demons,dawn of the dead,undead,return of the living dead,texas chainsaw,motel hell,children shouldn't play with dead things,dead & buried,dead alive,martin,sentinel,evil dead,the crazies,bad taste,cemetary man,two evil eyes,...anything by dario argento,the hills have eyes,my bloody valentine,funhouse,etc.also like foreign films,jap anime,russ meyer flicks, docs...like Paradise Lost(free the west memphis 3!!),edgeplay,brothers keeper,american pimp,etc. stupid comedies & old drive in/cult 60's-70's flicks(when women had tails ,blast-off girls, oh.....also gummo,jullian donkey boy,Power Pad & Reflections Of Evil!

Television:

not much tv but if i had to watch then court tv,learning channel(as long as it's not a home improvement show)discovery channel,a&e,cartoon network,travel channel(if it's about haunted places) anything bout ghosts.don't get me started.i also like family guy,simpsons,invader zim,ren & stimpy & the rest of that ilk.brit stuff too(father ted,young ones,the saint,the avengers,faulty towers,etc)oh....and the best show ever.....

Books:

answer me,vice,S.King,clive barker books of blood series,anything bout "real" hauntings.i have too many to remember,world war Z,the walking dead series

Heroes:

Dee Dee Ramone ,Lemmy,Dean Martin,Johnny Thunders,the Bikini Bandits ,Nardwuar!!!

My Blog

NA$HVILLE PUSSY/CRIPPLERS - JUNE 12TH-CREEPY CRAWL

DON'T BE RETARDED! AND I'LL SEE YOU THERE!CRIPPLERS/NASHVILLE PUSSY JUNE 12TH(SUNDAY) AT THE CREEPY CRAWL!
Posted by Tim Crippler Vs Randall Wanker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

2 Cripplers videos/ 1 Long John Thomas Video!! Get em here!!!

go to http://www.lofistl.com. Videos: CRIPPLERS Trash(the cripplers only official video) Head,Heart & Hand(not one of our better shows but it's a live video &...
Posted by Tim Crippler Vs Randall Wanker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

april 19---------Link Wray!! with The Cripplers!!

where: the wayout club,STL this is going to be an awesome show & get there early cuz you know it's going to be packed as fuck.
Posted by Tim Crippler Vs Randall Wanker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cripplers!!!Gore Gore Girls!!!!! Vultures!!!!

at the way-out club,tues. 5th.
Posted by Tim Crippler Vs Randall Wanker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Long John Thomas & the Duffs sat. 3/05

you are invited to an evening of " A bit of the ol' in-and-out..." with those ultra fab Mercy-Beat lads,Long John Thomas & the Duffs saturday night at Mangias.Show Starts at 11pm. saturday march 5th. ...
Posted by Tim Crippler Vs Randall Wanker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

LongJohnThomas&theDuffs/Static/Aces&8's/SexRobots-2/ 8/hipointe

Tuesday 2/8/2005 8pm The Hi-Pointe The Static-voted the prettiest band in all of Alabama Aces and Eights SEX ROBOTS Long John Thomas and the Duffs come celebrate Fat Tuesday Hi-pointe Style wi...
Posted by Tim Crippler Vs Randall Wanker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Long John Thomas & The Duffs Feb 8th

Feb. 8th show at the HiPointe with Static. Just a lil bit of the ol' in-&-out.
Posted by Tim Crippler Vs Randall Wanker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

!!!Viva Los Cripplers!!!

Two more songs have been added to The Cripplers my space.RoadRunner & I Don't Love You.... 1st songs we ever recorded way back in 97.I belt out a version of RoadRunner while jeff battles with I Don't ...
Posted by Tim Crippler Vs Randall Wanker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Long John Thomas and the Duffs 1/22 !!

Long John Thomas and the Duffs January, 22 2005 at Mangia Italiano 3145 South Grand Ave, St. Louis, MO 63118 Cost: No cover! Saturday, January 22nd, on a very special "Blossom"... IT'S AN EX-T...
Posted by Tim Crippler Vs Randall Wanker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

directions the Cripplers New Years Bash

ok kids...i've gotten a lot of people asking me for directions so i'm going to post em here. from 270,take lindbergh/67 north.take a left on chabonier/washington then a right on schakelford/howdersh...
Posted by Tim Crippler Vs Randall Wanker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST