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About Me

If it was up to me, I would have to ability to be drunk all of the time while my liver remained fully functioning and without social consequence. Unfortunately,because of all of the pressures of society with their bullshit "expectations" and "laws" I cannot do this, even if it was physically possible. In the meantime, I go to college (barely) and act like im better than everyone else. I have several passions, none of which could be considered very productive. They are, in no particular order; music, fantasy football, my own opinions, things that i think are funny, soccer, the 49ers, and most sports actually. I live in Daly City which I think is adding to my already healthy amount cynicism,I.E oh great another foggy day, i love this weather. If i had a car it wouldnt be that bad at all, but i dont so it kind of sucks sometimes. But i really shouldnt be complaining i have it pretty good i wont lie. 4 people will read this.

My Interests

Soccer, Ping Pong, Four-Square/ Shockball, Taq V, free money, having class cancelled, not wearing abercrombie and fitch, girls that will talk to me, krispy kreme and in n out (in the same parking lot!), winning, shortcuts, realizing how cool I am

I'd like to meet:

Jay-Z, Tom Petty,Jeff Lynne, Neil Young, David Cross,Paul simon but none of these people i will meet on myspace, and really thats fine because i dont really want to meet anyone by way of myspace. Unless you can get me free alcohol or pot.

Music:

Beatles, The Who, Queen, Jay-z, Nas, ELO, Tom Petty, Paul Simon, Rhapsody, Red-Head Army, The Roots, Common, Talib Kweli, Led Zeppelin, Maroon 5, Doobie Brothers, Neil Young, 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks, Dr. Dre, Foreigner, Gwar, Beach Boys, Beastie Boys, David Bowie, Kanye West, RATM, Ray Charles, Ludacris, Supertramp, Snoop Dogg, Randy Newman, The Game, Outkast, Biggie Smalls, And of course, Kelly and Ashlee when the mood is right.

Movies:

Best in Show, Boondock Saints, The Big Lebowski, Dawn of the Dead, Dead Alive, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Shawshank Redemption, 8 Mile, Phallus in Wonderland, Hakaider, Battle Royale, Matrix

Television:

Reno 911, Chappelles Show, Family Guy, Aqua teen, sports excluding womens basketball and softball, and hockey of any form, Daily Show, Simpsons

Books:

Great Gatsby, Jonny Got His Gun, The Miracle of Castel Di Sangro

Heroes:

Mitch Hedberg, Jigga, Kanye to the, David Cross, Landon Donovan, Tom Petty, Barry Bonds in some respects.

My Blog

shockball speech

This was for my oral communications class, i hope i did shockball at least some small justice. this was pretty much a loose outline of what i said to the class. I was told i said um a lot. The other s...
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Support our troops stickers part 2

I realized that I was far from being finished ranting about the support our troop stickers. I really hate those things. so much. I have a question; If you turn those bad boys upside down, do you thin...
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

another thing that pisses me off

Today I saw something terrible. There was this large and imposing Cheverolet truck that had a formation of bumper stickers that im going to call the "freedom trifecta." (Im listening if anyone has a b...
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The stupidity of this country's youth never ceases to amaze me

This is a conversation i had on aim today. im actually kind of ashamed of myself for talking to this retard for as long as i did, but i would have just been being lazy in my room anyways, and i decide...
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Our country is fucked, plain and simple, and i hate stupid people.

Let me just start off by stating a revelation I came to recently about myself. That is, I realized that I learned two very important things about myself since coming to college. those are; 1) Im b...
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kudos?

What the fuck. Kudos instead of props. Fuck you tom. I am outraged, as I god damn should be. What the fuck are kudos, have i ever giving anyone kudos in my entire life? No, god dammit i havent. Arent ...
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what is the world coming to

Um ok, Tim McGraw recently released a duet with Nelly. WTF. To quote great comedian David Cross, "I'd rather listen to the death rattle of my only child." Seriously.
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The sweetest thing that has ever happened in my life

Omg, yesterday, I was pretty high and I was in my dorm hall's lobby getting ice cream out of the vending machine. So I swipe my card and select A4 or something, the neopalitan ice cream sandwich...
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blogs are pretty much stupid, but i like them anyways

Can we do something about the emo names on everyone's profile these days. Its getting out of hand. My name is jamie but from now on can everyone refer to me as "listless dreams pass throug...
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

no one will read this, it will probably just piss you off anyway

I know that nobody reads these things, but still I felt I needed to get this out in the open. Today in English we were going over sentence structure or some bullshit, and we were writing example...
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST