Adam

There are two guys who are about to go into a bar and have a couple of drinks to hang out. They sit down to the bar order a few drinks and start to talk. There is a guy who is rich and a guy who is poor. Both of there wifes birthdays are coming up soon so they decide to ask each other what they got their wifes for a birthday present. The poor guys ask the rich guy wat he got his wife the rich guys replies "well i got her a diamond necklace and a new mercedes cause i figure if she doesnt like the necklace then she has a new car." Then the rich guy asks the poor guy what he got for his wife he replys " well honestly i got her a pair of slippers and a dildo." The rich guy looks at the poor guy with a confused look and asks" why the hell did u get that?" The poor guy replies "well i figure if she doesnt like the slippers then she can just go fuck herself!" LMFAO!!!!!! Layout by CoolChaser