Dont tell me America doesnt love Tony Danza profile picture

Dont tell me America doesnt love Tony Danza

Every member of Lynard Skynard is as ugly as sin

About Me

If a ninja raped the Soviet Socialist Republic, then that child, upon reaching sexual maturity, had her eggs harvested and fertilized with wolverine semen, then the resulting kid, if raised by shaolin monks in the mountains of tibet, would be me, pretty much.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Any "cool cats" and/or dudes. Maybe even a "hot babe" or "tight guy". Sick kids for sure. Mike Tyson, homie you're in. Bill Walton or Sebastian Janikowski, if you happen to be reading, drop me a line anytime. If you think there's any chance you could be A. a cheesedick, B. a douchebag, or C. any type of pretentious goon or goober, don't bother trying to get on this list. Oh, and if you happened to be in Predator I, and were at one time or are currently the governor of a state in the lower 48, you're my boy.

Music:

I have somewhat eclectic and esoteric tastes... Cream, Obie Trice, Led Zeppelin, Steel Pulse, Control Machete, Johnny Cash, Jimmy Buffet, Nas, Neil Young, James Brown, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Ted Nugent, Cat Stevens, Jimi Hendrix, Eminem, Motorhead, Doors, Xzibit and much west coast rap, Rush, Brotha Lynch-Hung, Bone Thugs (or Thugz, I'm not down)

Movies:

Well, everyone else just critically fondles Ben Stiller's nuts and give's Will Ferrel Box Office hand-jobs. Vince Vaughn and those others can be a hoot, but I much prefer somehting Like Arnold Swarzenegger in Commando, it's comic genius disguised as an action flick.

Television:

Im watching Jay Leno right now, and not finding him very comically talented.

Books:

I really Like anything by Bernard Cornwell. Same goes for Gerald Durrell, I've read just about everything he's ever done. The standards: LOTR, HP... etc. I also really enjoyed One Day in the Lif of Ivan Denisovich-good stuff. David Eddings also holds a place on my bookshelf. I wish everyone would stop dick-riding the DaVinci Code, and no I haven't read it, ass.

Heroes:

My Brother. Yeah, this one's serious.

My Blog

"La inundación de Texas"... spanish essay on the origins of human life

La inundación de Texas Durante una noche quieta, un guitarrista caminaba por un bosque anciano en la tierra que sería Texas. Llevaba una chaqueta de cuero negro. El cuero era del tipo de negro que lo ...
Posted by Dont tell me America doesnt love Tony Danza on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:50:00 PST

La suprimación liberal del discurso libre (spanish essay on stupid people at my school)

Ahora estamos en el tema de interracciones entre hombres y mujeres, nacionalidades differentes y otras cosas que siguen asi. Esta tema aplica aqui porque nuestra escuela tiene una reputación que es mu...
Posted by Dont tell me America doesnt love Tony Danza on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 01:10:00 PST