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justin

don't float an air biscuit

About Me

you don't want to know.

My Interests

anything interesting and uninteresting architecture

I'd like to meet:

Chuck NorrisChuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars,Chuck Norris has more money than you.There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare, and then walks home.Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.When Chuck Norris divides, there are no remainders.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Music:

i enjoy music that i like, so basically only the ones that sound good

Movies:

i enjoy the movies that don't make me sleepy, because then it wouldn't be enjoyable.

Television:

i don't have tv. i have a tv, but no cable.

Heroes:

chuck fuckin norris holmes