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Dude your bed is a car...You jizzed on my mom

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at

About Me


Myspace LayoutsMy name is Mike...Need I say anything more? I'm 30 years old and well i am pretty much here to reconnect with old friends and possibly meet new people....If you think you knew me in the past even if we were not good friends feel free to say hello :)

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

UCLA upsets USC Dec 2006...fuck yeah...go bruins
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Nick Swardson is just fucking hilarious

Music:

Wow I like to a ton of bands but i fucking hate country. Here are some I enjoy:
AFI
Unwritten Law
Rise Against
System Of A Down
Linkin Park
Goldfinger
Crazytown
Fort Minor
HED PE
Mudvayne
Nonpoint
POD
Green Day
Mike Ness
Taproot
Yellowcard
Old Blink
Three Days Grace
Pivit
Rage
Creed
NOFX
EL Pus
Sevendust
Shinedown
Crossfade
Ill Nino
KoRn
LostProphets
Papa Roach
Mickey Avalon
Classified
KoRn

Movies:

Favorites:
Office Space
American Pie Trilogy
Star Wars
Out Cold
Super Troopers
Any Tim Burton movie
Jerky Boys
Boondock Saints
28 Days Later
Employee of the month
Clerks 1 and 2
Grandma's Boy

Television:

Favorites:
UFC
Chappelle
Prison Break
Lost
Drew Carey
The Wire
The Shield
24
X-files
Entourage
Dexter
Did I Mention Chappelle??



MY Details Bitches

Status: Single
Here for: Friends, Networking, Maybe a G/F if someone awesome comes along
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: Granada Hills, Mission Hills
Body Type: 6' 5", Athletic
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Religion: Luthern
Sign: Cancer
Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
Children: Want some...Someday
Education: College Graduate
Occupation: Network Engineer
Income: $100,000 to $150,000

Books:

Are nudie mags considered books yet?

Heroes:

Lance Armstrong, or anyone who has been able to fight off cancer or any other debilitating disease

My Blog

Tokyo Delves night 2/9/2006

This was a fun night....everyone came out..i had a blast...but drunk just to much... thanks randall for driving ...
Posted by Dude your bed is a car...You jizzed on my mom on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:02:00 PST

Pics From New Years Mammoth trip and FTW

Ok guys here are pics from mammoth and some of my work trip to FTW ...
Posted by Dude your bed is a car...You jizzed on my mom on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:09:00 PST

Going back in time......

I wish there was a way to go back in time and forget or change things that happened to you... maybe speak up or cut dead weight...A. For instance I wish december 20th never happened (WTF was i thinkin...
Posted by Dude your bed is a car...You jizzed on my mom on Sat, 19 May 2007 12:48:00 PST

Charger Bronco's Game on 12/10/2006 (PICTURES)

What a fucking ass whipping that was....i took a few pics... here they are ...
Posted by Dude your bed is a car...You jizzed on my mom on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:08:00 PST

Friends

I am going to dedicate this section to all my friends...post pics where i can...this will be a running blog....should be interesting...
Posted by Dude your bed is a car...You jizzed on my mom on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:08:00 PST

Dexter

Dexter is a great fucking show... Its on showtime on sudays at 9pm pac and 6pm east...... I missed the pilot and the 2 episodes thereafter but caught on really quick.   Basically its got lots of ...
Posted by Dude your bed is a car...You jizzed on my mom on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 04:57:00 PST

private profiles

if you have your profile set to private and you email me i will most likely not respond....
Posted by Dude your bed is a car...You jizzed on my mom on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:55:00 PST