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Magic, Magic E!

That was the time I liked most of all.

About Me

Ellie: From the latin Eleanorus Jaynius. A bipedal mammal indigenous to the Derbyshire or Devon areas. Partially covered by a bright coat (colours vary). A natural scavenger, will eat most things, but has a particular fondness for alcoholic beverages. Occasionally regarded as a garden pest, can often be found pratting around in tents, dancing like a dipshit at social gatherings, and uttering its mating call of "I dislike you least, you'll do."
If you cracked my head open, you'd find: Fluff, shiney objects, reams of quotes from film and tv, occasional obscure bits of knowledge leftover from school (like how, to work out the area of a circle, you multiply pi by the radius squared), snakes with monacles and bowler hats, ideas for a script, an old sock, a lighter, a collection of interestingly-shaped stones, and a plastic fork.
I'm bored now. Meet Meez Ellie! She likes to play with glowsticks and wear vile tye-dye frocks that I wish existed in real life, because I'm pretty sure I would wear one.
That is Meez Ellie. She likes doing spazzy little dances in disused warehouses/forgotten buildings/the woods with lots of other spazzily-dancing people. One day, I may meet her at one of these uber-spazzy events.

My Interests

Ellie likes: Anything rainbow Shiney objects Grass Trees Clouds Swimming in the sea Being barefoot Chatting to complete strangers Cups of tea Hugs Poi Cat naps Sour sweeties Drink Taking pictures of things Stars Free parties Stickers Incense Stuff, things, and other such gubbins.
Ellie Does Not Like: txt spk Double ampersands (&&) Overly-defensive people Whiney poetry Self-pity Apple cores Beauty standards Really loud screechy voices Inseparable couples Crybabies People with no sense of humour Littering The dark

I'd like to meet:

I'd buy him a pint.

Music:

+ Alanis Moristette
+ Joy Division
+ Placebo
+ Idlewild
+ Bloodhound Gang
+ Blink 182
+ The Cure
+ Eels
+ Garbage
+ Green Day
+Laura Marling
+ Jimmy Eat World
+ Mr Bungle
+ The Offspring
+ The Pixies
+ Red Hot Chili Peppers
+ Reel Big Fish
+ Snow Patrol
+ Something Corporate
+ Weezer
+ The White Stripes
+ Queens Of The Stone Age
+ The Dresden Dolls
+ Show Of Hands
+ Jeff Buckley
+ SOAD
+ David Bowie
+ Regina Spektor
+ Alisha's Attic
+ Kate Bush
+ Saul Williams
+ 3 Daft Monkeys
+ Joanna Newsom
+ Seize The Day
+ Wonderstuff
+ The Postal Service
+ Sublime
+ Pendulum
+ Leftover Crack
+ Choking Victim
+ Pink Floyd
+ CocoRosie
+ Nine Inch Nails

Movies:

+ Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy.... etc. Kevin Smith stuff, basically.
+ Donnie Darko
+ Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
+ Garden State
+ Battle Royale
+ Amelie
+ Baise Moi
+ Labyrinth
+ Ichi The Killer
+ Fight Club
+ Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
+ Trainspotting
+ Ghost World
+ House Of 1000 Corpses
+ Kill Bill vol. 1&2
+ Devil's Rejects
+ Sin City
+ Edward Scissorhands
+ Sideways
+ The Royal Tenembaums
+ Shaun Of The Dead
+ Resevoir Dogs
+ Big Fish
+ Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
+ Waking Life
+ A Scanner Darkly
+ Cheech and Chong- Up In Smoke
+ The Science Of Sleep
+ Stranger Than Fiction

Television:

+ Black Books
+ The Mighty Boosh
+ Peep Show
+ Family Guy
+ Lost
+ Bleach
+ Azumanga Daioh
+ Drawn Together
+ Invader Zim
+ Garth Merenghi's Darkplace
+ American Dad
+ Green Wing
+ Scrubs
+ House
+ Arrested Development
+ Chapelle's Show
+ Balls Of Steel
+ Six Feet Under
+ Weeds

Books:

I can't be bothered with listing books. There are too many. So, my favourite authors are:
+ Chuck Palahniuck
+ Hunter S Thompson
+ Douglas Coupland
+ JK Rowling (shut up)
+ Stephen Chbosky
+ Stephen King
+ Mike Gayle
+ John Kennedy Toole
+ Nick Hornby
+ Ken Kesey
+ Charlotte Bronte
+ Emily Bronte
+ William Golding
+ Kurt Vonnegut
Comic Book Folk:
+ Frank Miller
+ Warren Ellis
+ Daryck Robertson
+ Jhonen Vasquez
+ Roman Dirge
+ Chronic Fatique
+ Angus Oblong

Heroes:

Stephen Hawking. What a dude.

My Blog

Back with a vengeance

Well, I promised on the last entry that I'd update when things were less crappy. And now they're much less crappy. So you get to read me bleating on about stuff other than how unfair life is. Emo kids...
Posted by Magic, Magic E! on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 01:45:00 PST

I'm going to die alone, upside-down, on the floor of a pub toilet.

I've got a cupboard with cans of foodFiltered water and pictures of youAnd I'm not coming out until this is all over. So, last time I wrote in this thing, I'd just been fired. Since then, I've also be...
Posted by Magic, Magic E! on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:26:00 PST

Du bist die Liebe meines Lebens.

and I want to play hide and seek and give you my clothes and tell you I like your shoes and sit on the steps while you take a bath and massage your neck and kiss your feet and hold your hand and go fo...
Posted by Magic, Magic E! on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 06:11:00 PST

50 facts you totally wanted to know about me.

I've seen other people do this meme, only with 100 fact. I can't think of 100 facts about me, and I'd get bored typing them if I could, so 50 it is. 1. My name is Ellie. It is short for Eleanor. Some...
Posted by Magic, Magic E! on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:16:00 PST

In which I discuss flowers, being old, and other such gubbins.

Evening folks! I hardly ever update this thing. I'm a rubbish blogger. Well, on here anyway. So, what's been happening lately? Not much. I'm going to be 21 on Thursday, which is weird. I'll be old. I...
Posted by Magic, Magic E! on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:05:00 PST

Joe Blogs.

Or rather, Ellie blogs. Right here, in fact. Although, to be honest, I spend more time on livejournal, as far as "being sad and narcissistic enough to go on about my life on the internet" goes. ...
Posted by Magic, Magic E! on Mon, 29 May 2006 07:04:00 PST