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Jimmy Foetus

Laugh? I nearly bought one!

About Me

I study the language of fascism & fucking (that's Italian to you). I'm often seen stuffing my face, listening to music or both. I'm a part-time jazzman. Lazy bastard. KMFDMDFMKGC obsessive. Wannabe Rivet Head. Former metallist (them's were the days). Honorary New Yorker. So cynical I question my own beard. Sleep is my drug of choice, though I can never get my fix. I wear goggles in clubs because that's what all the cool kids do these days.

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My Interests

Industrial-ish music, Azn phood, militaria, weird animation, futurist art. Pfft, you call that a riot? Someone get this kid a new clip, I wanna see who he shoots next. Don't be alarmed, your daughter was like that when I got here. I like invading small countries at the weekend, don't make me get all Soviet on your ass...

I'd like to meet:

Free Dominguez.

I'd steal her left kidney. Also, this young chap looks like he'd have some kind of awesome wisdom to impart:

Music:

-THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BEACH BOYS
-industrial in any shape or size
-bits of metal, preferably with shiny stuff glued onto it
-stuff with horns: Ska and jazz ftw

A few of the awesome bands I've seen live include Iron Maiden, VNV Nation, Bad Manners and Killing Joke. Yes, they're all British. This summer I plan to add a load of European talent to that list. Amphi or bust!

Movies:


Wait, they show films in cinemas now? ..

Television:

A single advert break from my childhood contains four times more humour than a whole season of what passes for comedy these days.

Books:

To be perfectly honest I'm not very well read. I tend to ignore accepted literary "classics" in favour of Stephen Fry, Nick Hornby and anyone else who's guaranteed to make me laugh.
Read later, shave first:
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Heroes:

Bork bork bork! ..

My Blog

Pretty little people throw up to stay thin!

Celebrate your beauty, see the weight come off, the fatman can make you what you want! etc. Yessir I've been on a PWEI binge of late and have decided to wave my cock around the blogosphere for the fir...
Posted by Jimmy Foetus on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:12:00 PST

Flesh Field’s "Strain" album...

...is fucking awesome. Thank you Mr. Alex "Oyster" Harvey for introducing me to them. Seriously. It sounds like Erica Dunham eating FLA's "Hard Wired" for breakfast while Trent Reznor looks on in horr...
Posted by Jimmy Foetus on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 06:50:00 PST

Fuck, I’m an idiot.

My parents were going away to Italy, a seaside place to be exact. They offered to take me with them despite it being a bit late in the game. I politely declined, thinking it would be awesome to have t...
Posted by Jimmy Foetus on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 04:46:00 PST

Amphi 2008...

...was a million kinds of awesome. It went something like this (deep breath, long post coming up): My buddies and I wandered in a couple of hours before the first act, so we got to have a look around ...
Posted by Jimmy Foetus on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:09:00 PST

Oh dear.

"Important note: It's important to be aware that old gas masks are dangerous to your health and may contain asbestos, chromium 5, mold, fungus and possibly residual agents left over from tests or trai...
Posted by Jimmy Foetus on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 04:55:00 PST

Some bands/artists everyone ought to try

The Kinks, The Mad Capsule Markets, Covenant, Louie Armstrong, Die Warzau, Clutch, Laibach, the Specials, Cubanate, Elvis Costello, the Dillinger Escape Plan, Sepultura, Weather Report, Suicide Comman...
Posted by Jimmy Foetus on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 06:23:00 PST

Moar quotes

"Ooh, someone loves me! No wait, it's just my mum." --Andy, reading a text. "Music fans are more interested in reading about the wanton brutality of Trivium or the Moby Dick-quoting Mastodon than they...
Posted by Jimmy Foetus on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 06:19:00 PST

Stuff I’m well into

I enjoy abusing the internets, being hugged until my ribs hurt, inappropriately ordering late night pizza with my komrades in cell block 9, moshing with the Keller Rats (and dodging incoming Jemmas), ...
Posted by Jimmy Foetus on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 06:16:00 PST

Caffeine overdoses are a right laugh aren’t they?

You drink your third cup of coffee because you've still got some boiled water left from the first two, then you hit a fourth because you like even numbers, then a fifth to try and suppress the growing...
Posted by Jimmy Foetus on Mon, 26 May 2008 10:54:00 PST

Another bloody music blog

10 life-changing electronic and industrial songs: KMFDM-A Drug Against War (aged 16 and a half, stumbled across it online: sparked my long-term addiction to processed guitars, distorted vocals and ...
Posted by Jimmy Foetus on Tue, 13 May 2008 10:34:00 PST