Colie Kai - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a zombie maker and photographer. I'm good at Tetris and sometimes Mortal Kombat but I'm a muhfuggin champ at Dr. Mario! I liked LoZ so much that I have a tattoo of the Triforce. I'm usually highly caffinated and talk ALOT. I'm what some people would call "a total spazz". I really really really wanna be on Wheel of Fortune. I tell terrible jokes. I have 2 cats, 2 dogs, 3 ferrets, and an eel cuz I luff animals. I'm a total brat. I believe that Criss Angel sold his gypsy soul to the devil and I'm jealous. I'm scared of robotic takeovers. I hate Megadeth alot.
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My Interests

ninjas, photography, art, pin ups, bartending, kitties, drankin, caffeine, comics, Frankenstein, FX make-up, ZAMBIES!!!, Bettie Page, fabulously gay men, R2D2, cartoons, bad jokes, the word "asshat", horror stuffs, blood and gore, kung fu, glitter, monsters, video games, blood explosions, and NOT Megadeath or suspension shows

I'd like to meet:

a fabulous gay man to shop with and dance with, a real live Jew (not Vince), Kat Williams, a hairstylist that can make my hair look like an anime guy's hair, someone who can teach me how to juggle fire, and Dave Mustaine - so I can slap him.

Music:

Lots. Lately: Alkaline Trio, MSI, BYOP, Motorhead, Clutch, Battles. Also a lot of Dio, cuz i can do a sweet Ronnie James impression. And I totally hate Megadeth. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

I'm a Rocky Horror Fag times infinity. I know all the moves and then some. I like horror movies and movies including, but not limited to: ninjas, magic, blood explosions, drag queens, kung fu, pirates, robots, news anchors, breakdance fights, unicorns, sing-a-longs, torture, simple and obscene humor, wizards, crazy Asians, tanks and Star Wars. I effing love Star Wars.

Television:

Naruto, The Boondocks, House, Nip/Tuck, Dexter, Dr. Phil, Project Runway, UFC, Ghost Hunters.

Books:

King, Tucker Max, Palahniuk, Christopher Moore, www.seanbaby.com, Maxim, Welsch is ok but definitely NOT Samuel Beckett. Fuck that guy.

Heroes:

Batman, House, Jackie Chan, Tony Jaaaaaa!, Dr. Phil, Jason Statham

My Blog

Joe’s sleep eating has gone too far

At least every other night I wake up around 3am to Joe munching down on something in the bed- dead asleep. No matter where I had the little debbies that I put in his lunch box, he can find them in his...
Posted by Colie Kai on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:27:00 PST

Joe’s Sleep Talking Adventure!

Friday night Joe got reeeeeally drunk and passed out the second he got home. I stayed up for another hour or so, and when got into bed, Joe got out. I figured he was going to the bathroom but then he ...
Posted by Colie Kai on Thu, 22 May 2008 08:05:00 PST

Teeth

Best cheesy horror movie this year. UH-Mazing! But not many boys seem to like it.
Posted by Colie Kai on Wed, 07 May 2008 09:26:00 PST

Alls fair in love and Warcraft

Ok, so Joe and I play WoW. Gay, I know, but no where near as gay as the guy I’m about to talk about. Joe’s character is in this guild and there’s this guy who’s always cyber fl...
Posted by Colie Kai on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:57:00 PST

I Am Sam

is the saddest movie in the world and needs to be banned from existence!!! goddamn Sean Penn...
Posted by Colie Kai on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:33:00 PST

Things you should know about South Beach before you go...

...and what I wasn't told. - South Beach starts off the day at 8am and 80 degrees. It ends the day around 2am and 80 degrees. In between that, it's around 9,000,000 degrees... in February. -...
Posted by Colie Kai on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:19:00 PST

Raptors in the future?

Ok so last night this show comes on the Discovery channel about how scientists are close to making a real life dinosaur. Needless to say, I'm intruiged. So it turns out that you can't make a dino...
Posted by Colie Kai on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 07:24:00 PST

Joe Sleep Talking pt.4

Joe fell asleep watching Law & Order last night. He rolls over and looks at me-- his eyes are wide open, k? Then he lays down, still staring at me and says: "There's nerds on it.""..... did you s...
Posted by Colie Kai on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:03:00 PST

I love this so much

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Posted by Colie Kai on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:09:00 PST

Joe’s Sleep Talking pt.3

This one was short but it made me laugh really hard. Joe went to bed watching DBZ at like 8 and fell asleep about an hour later. So I came to bed after a RIDICULOUS nip/tuck. He kinda rolled over and ...
Posted by Colie Kai on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:45:00 PST