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.Sara.

This Is About Me. Not You.

About Me



I believe in Karma.

I'm trying it. And it's working. Fuck off.

You love me.

I break things and fix them before anyone notices.

I know, if you love someone enough, things will always be ok...No matter who continues to root against you.

I am the smartest bitch alive.

I'm trying to make things work where it counts, and letting the rest slip away, and I don't mind if you hate me for it.

I have really, really good friends.

I fight dirtier than you.

I'm really, really funny.

I'm cuter than you.

I keep a running Shit List. You're probably on it.

I understand now.

I hate Chick Lit. It will rot your brain, just like MTV.

"I'll sell you neat ideas without big words with a little bit of cleavage to wash it all down."

My Interests

Reading, Writing, Music, Movies, Reality TV, Stickers, Harps, Socks, Pretty Matching Undies, Cats, Barbie, Giving Really Good Advice You Probably Won't Take, Wiping Away Some Grudges, Holding On To Others, Pink, Drinks Around The World, Mark Ryden Art, Coffee, Still Tracking You, Slumber Parties, Cheetahs, Giraffes, Getting My Shit Together, Kicking Your Ass, Getting Second Chances Where I Can, Forgiveness, Sabotage, NPR, Celebrity Gossip, Coca Cola, Steve Madden Shoes...

I'd like to meet:



How about a girl that still has her Self Respect, Common Sense & Couth?

Music:

Jucifer, Veruca Salt, Hole, Jack off Jill, The Genitorturers, Bitterman, EmoTron, Poe, Rasputina, Noxious, Bleach, Sleater Kinney, The Ramones, Noxious, Billy Joel, Bob Dylan, Jewel, Rage Against The Machine, The Queers, Nellie McKay, The Mansfields, Fleetwood Mac, Luscious Jackson, L7, Haw Ass, Betty Blowtorch, Sex Slaves, Garbage, Slunt, The Flairs, Jenny Lewis...and freakin' Boolow (even though they suck).

Movies:

Freeway, Empire Records, Karate Kid, Gremlins, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Natural Born Killers, Party Monster, Kids, Pulp Fiction, Labrynth, Angela's Ashes, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Mean Girls, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devils Rejects, Madhouse, Big Fish, Secondhand Lions, Walk The Line, The Anarchist Cookbook, Latter Days, Boondock Saints, Requiem For A Dream, Permanent Midnight, Trainspotting, What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?, Final Destination Trilogy, Bully, Tuesdays With Morrie, Transamerica, Fargo, I Am Sam, Debbie Does Dallas: The Second Time Around, 50 First Dates, Finding Neverland, Clay Pigeons, The Magdelene Sisters, Jesus Is Magic, The Virgin Suicides, Running With Scissors (but if you're going to watch it, you really need to read the book first or you'll have no idea what's going on)....

Television:

CSI, Big Brother, Desperate Housewives, Surreal Life, Jackass, 30 Minute Meals, The Family Business, Trading Spouses, Wife Swap, The Early Show, Passions, Good Eats, Cash Cab, Dog The Bounty Hunter, MindFreak, Super Sweet Sixteen, Sex and the City, Masters of Horror, Big Love, Ugly Betty, Sarah Silverman, This American Life, Bam's Unholy Union, 60 Minutes, Semi-Homemade With Sandra Lee, Run's House, Adventures In HollyHood...

Books:

A Million Little Pieces, My Friend Leonard, Angela's Ashes, 'Tis, James and the Giant Peach, A Knight Without Armour, Queen of the Oddballs, Her Mother's Daughter, Smack, Go Ask Alice, The Nasty Bits, Most Anything by Anais Nin, Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen King, Henry Miller, Any of the Classics, Biographies and more Biographies, Desperate Housewives Cookbook, Running With Scissors and I am currently looking for a copy of Dry...

Heroes:

Heroism is overrated.

My Blog

Vitamin Water...

...Is delicious.  And I am sick again, so please bring me some.  Thanks. ...
Posted by .Sara. on Fri, 11 May 2007 08:01:00 PST

Seven Inches Of Heaven

You scored as Sexy Heels. You are Sexy Heels! Red patent leather and seven inches of heaven are your idea of the perfect sleepwear. Careful trying to walk around in those things!Sexy Heels80%Quirky...
Posted by .Sara. on Mon, 07 May 2007 05:32:00 PST

Fulfilling Fantasies, One By One

Your Wrath Quotient: 60%Ouch! You've got a bit of a temper going on there, don't you?Just make sure to keep your revenge fantasies just that... fantasies only!How Much Wrath Do You Have?...
Posted by .Sara. on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 05:59:00 PST

Sleeping And Other Hobbies

You scored as Sleeping Beauty. Your alter ego is Princess Aurora, a.k.a. Sleeping Beauty! You are beautiful and enchanting, and as sweet as ever. Sleeping Beauty69%Goofy69%Donald Duck69%The Beast56%C...
Posted by .Sara. on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:05:00 PST

Cosmos Emerging

Mout Ironic, tremendous internal wealth, know how to rapidly connect with others, looks for paternal authority. Colors: male: brown, female: r...
Posted by .Sara. on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:54:00 PST

Very Very Literary

1. Hardback or trade paperback or mass-market paperback? I'll take anything I can get.  A book is a good book as long as I am reading it.2. Amazon or brick and mortar? The Library.3. B...
Posted by .Sara. on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:10:00 PST

Save Passions

Please. www.myspace.com/savepassions
Posted by .Sara. on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 05:04:00 PST

The New Greatest Band Ever

Your Band Name is:The Playdough HousewivesBand Name Generator...
Posted by .Sara. on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:18:00 PST

Goddamn Geese Everywhere

You Know You're From Long Island When...Jones Beach Theater is the best place in the world to see a concert. CASE CLOSED!Billy Joel said it best, "Either you date a rich girl from the North Shore, or ...
Posted by .Sara. on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 06:09:00 PST

Only A Master

Who Should Paint You: Pablo PicassoYour an expressive soul who shows many emotions, with many subtletiesOnly a master painter could represent your glorious contradictionsWhat Artist Should Paint Your ...
Posted by .Sara. on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 04:18:00 PST