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About Me

Well...remember when your mom used to drop you off at the movie theater with a jar of jelly and a spoon?
Neither do I.
lick the pole when its cold and your tongue will stick so keep the party pumpin and thumpin and shit
butter mouth butter cup buttered buns butter up black hankie straight shot no raincoat flame hot tongue teaser old geezer shrimp pleaser fridge freezer kitchen cleaner cherry picker soup sipper lilly dipper hoop snake double header flip flop 69er dairy farmer cream of the crop got rich (stock) don't stop don't stop. bam bam you wanna ram the damn pull back the curtains and feed the clam bo peep lookie freak peer queer voyeur wind jammer party slammer cake eater vacuum cleaner private rave taste bud jelly cave lil rub call it a queef call it a quiff big chuck young buck (fist fuck cock suck) whats the diff. toss freaker floss tweaker sauce leeker moss shrieker face artist linguist ficky fick specialist easy mark easy make easy bake oven quake bucket boy wet spaghetti whack job lunch is ready.

My Interests

I LOVE LINDSAY BELUE

I'd like to meet:

Charleston Street Art

WATCH THIS DISH FUH REAL

Music:

I seen a rainbow yesterday But too many storms have come and gone Leavin' a trace of not one God-given ray Is it because my life is ten shades of gray I pray all ten fade away Seldom praise Him for the sunny daysAnd like His promise is true Only my faith can undo The many chances I blew To bring my life to anew Clear blue and unconditional skies Have dried the tears from my eyes No more lonely cries My only bleedin' hope Is for the folk who can't cope Wit such an endurin' pain That it keeps 'em in the pourin' rain Who's to blame For tootin' caine in your own vein What a shame You shoot and aim for someone else's brain You claim the insane And name this day in time For fallin' prey to crime I say the system got you victim to your own mindDreams are hopeless aspirations In hopes of comin' true Believe in yourself The rest is up to me and you

Heroes:

ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL

My Blog

holy shit batman

Everyday I give less of a shit about everything.period.So if you find these words making their way to you lips and pointing in my general direction: "What's your problem?" STOP yourself.There's no pro...
Posted by ohnoALYSSA on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 06:16:00 PST

Lookie Lookie

Click here to see my latest photo shoot at UniversaSalons.com...
Posted by ohnoALYSSA on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 08:24:00 PST

...continuation of last blog.

III. I'm hotter than Cho's barrel.IV. All the money was spent on David Bowie LP's.V. Fact: If the population of China walked in a single file line past you, the line would never end because of their r...
Posted by ohnoALYSSA on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:39:00 PST

I'm a ramblin' man, a ramblin' man....

A. (Most of) Everything I know and love is on the other side of this country.B. Trying to make people aesthetically pleasing to the eye is a tough job.C. Easter is officially a pointless holiday in my...
Posted by ohnoALYSSA on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:37:00 PST